Pickup Lines The Best

 1. Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

2.  Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!

3. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet butt.

4. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

5. Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

6. Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.

7. I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

8. If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.

9. Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

10. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

11. Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

12. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

13. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

14. Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

15. Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.

16. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

17. Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

18. I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.

19. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

20. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

21. Are you mexican? Because you’re my juan and only!

22. Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious!

23. Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.

24. I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

25. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

26. Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!

27. I’m not staring at your b00bs. I’m staring at your heart.

28. Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

29. I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.

30. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

31. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.

32. I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

33. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

34. There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!

35. Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

36. Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.

37. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

38. You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

39. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

40. Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.

41. If you were a flower you’d be a damnnn-delion

42. If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.

43. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

44. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

45. I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine seems to have been stolen

46. Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.

47. I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

48. Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.

49. If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!

50. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

Bisaya Pickup Lines cheesy and yummy

 Boy: Kahibaw ba ka nga mura gyud kag paliya ay!

Girl: ha? kay nganu man kuno?

Boy: bisan unsa pa ka pait sa akong nasinati diha kanimo, ikaw gihapon ang sustansya nga gipangeta aning akong dughan...

boy: miga unsa diay imo name?girl: ako name kay leah mae

boy: pila na imong edad?

girl: 23 na intawon ngano mn?

boy: aw pwedi na kaayo hehehe

girl: huh? unsay pwedi ba?

boy: pwedi gyud... pwedi na ta magminyo ba hahaha

girl: migo unsa imong name

boy: Estor miga

girl: taga-diin ka migo?

boy: Nganong nangutana pa man ka nga taga diin ko??

girl: huh?? nangutana lang ngano diay?

boy: dili na man ka angay mangutana kung taga-diin ko kay nagpuyo man ko sa imong heart.

Boy: Pwede uyab nata?

Girl: Dili!

Boy: Kadungog ka sa ako gi-sulti?

Girl: Oo.Boy: Unsa man daw beh?

Girl: Pwede uyab na ta?

Boy: Pwede kaayo!  

Boy: miss maayu kag algebra sa?

Girl: huh? uu.. ngano man?

Boy: can u substitute my x?

Boy: Uy, Babe! Ingon sa doktor, grabe na jud daw ang akong sakit sa kasing-kasing...

Girl: Ha? Unsa man ang gi-ingon sa Doktor?

Boy: Duha ra daw akong pilion.....

it's either ICU or you see me

Boy: Mo Shift nalang kog Civil Engineering oi

Girl: Huh? ngano man? pagsure dha ba!

Boy: Lagi.. Kay magbuhat ko ug taytayan padulong sa imong kasing-kasing..

girl: unsa imong gusto nga course inig college nmo?    

 boy: scientist..

girl: nganu gud kalisod ana?

boy: para ikaw akong LAB.

 Boy: miss,naa ky gidala nga keyboard dha??

Girl: wala raba,ngano mn??

Boy: type mn gd tika.......

boy: "miss, totoy ko"

girl: "unsa? bastos! *SLAPS BOY*"

boy: "hmmph, totoy akong pangan ba!"      

guy: day, tudloi gud ko ug pag translate

girl: cge, go

guy: unsay iningles sa gugma

girl: love

guy: sa ghigugma tika

girl: i love you

guy: i love you too.

boy: sakit miga?

girl: huh? unsa?

boy: sakit ba ang pagka hagbong nimo gikan sa langit?

boy: drummer ka miss?

girl: dli ui...y man?

boy: you make my heart beat man gud...

boy: pila ang height nimo miga?

girl: 5'6 rah oi..

boy: dako d.i ka, gi-unxa kha nmo pag sulod sa akong kasing-kasing.

boy: miss! taxi driver ka?girl: unsa? ug ngano nka ingon man ka ana?boy: nagkalayo atong byahe nagka - mahal kita

Boy: dili lang naku e-post sa FB nga love tika ha?

Girl: ha? ngano man? dili ka ganahan maka hibaw ang kalibutan nga love ko nimu?

Boy: huh? Ikaw raman akong kalibutan...

boy: kabalo ba ka, mura ka ug password?

girl: Ngano mn?

boy: dili tika pwede malimtan..

girl: boy: pro pwede tika ilisdan..

50 Dirty Pick Up Lines

 Best Pick Up Lines

It is hard to choose what would be classed as the best pick up lines. On a given day, it could be any given one. And yet, it is best to be spoiled for choice as what may work on one, may not do the same on another.  

1. Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

2.  Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!

3. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet butt.

4. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

5. Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

6. Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.

7. I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

8. If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.

9. Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

10. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

11. Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

12. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

13. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

14. Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

15. Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.

16. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

17. Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

18. I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.

19. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

20. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

21. Are you mexican? Because you’re my juan and only!

22. Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious!

23. Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.

24. I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

25. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

26. Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!

27. I’m not staring at your b00bs. I’m staring at your heart.

28. Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

29. I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.

30. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

31. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.

32. I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

33. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

34. There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!

35. Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

36. Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.

37. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

38. You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

39. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

40. Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.

41. If you were a flower you’d be a damnnn-delion

42. If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.

43. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

44. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

45. I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine seems to have been stolen

46. Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.

47. I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

48. Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.

49. If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!

50. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

 

So there you have it! If you are feeling lucky enough, why not take a plunge and give it a go. Let us know what you think, and as always, please share any success stories. 

50 of the Worst Pick Up Lines

 Smooth Pick Up Lines

Being confident is more important than ever. And having a smooth pick up line to go with that also helps. The tone of voice, coupled with the look of confidence, could be all that it takes. 

1. Girl are those space pants? Because your butt is out of this world!

2. I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

3. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

4. Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

5. Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back!

6. If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute cumber.

7. Is summer over? Because I’m about to “fall” for you!

8. There’s a massive clothes sale in my bedroom – everything is 100% off

9. I lost my number…can I have yours?

10. Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.

11. I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.

12. Is your name google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.

13. Are you an onion cos I want to remove your layers.

14. Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.

15. I’m glad I brought my library card because I’m checking you out.

16. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

17. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material?

18. Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.

19. Are those mirrors in your pants? Because I can see myself in them!

20. I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine was just stolen.

21. Are those space pants? Because your butt looks out of this world.

22. Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da-balm.

23. Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes.

24. Do you have a bandaid? Cause I hurt my knee falling for you!

25. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

26. Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless.

27. We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.

28. This may be cheesy, but I think you’re grate.

29. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.

30. I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.

31. If you were a booger I’d pick you first 

32. Did you sit in sugar? Because you have a sweet ass.

33. We’re you born a mermaid, because you were a mermaid for me.

34. Your hand looks heavy; can I hold it for you?

35. Is your name honey? Cuz I’d love to drizzle you on my bland day.

36. Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

37. I’m finding it really hard to breathe. U just keep on taking my breath away.

38. Have you got the time… I’ve got the time if you’ve got the place!

39. Are you glitter because you add sparkle to my life?

40. Are you sitting on the F5 key? ‘Cause your ass is refreshing!

41. Let’s commit the perfect crime- I’ll steal your heart, you steal mine.

42. Do you wanna grab a coffee because I like you a latte?

43. Hello! I guess you are looking for Mr. Right. Well, that’s me!

44. My mom said she found a beautiful and intelligent girl for me. Is that you?

45. How does it feel to be so gorgeous?

46. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?

47. If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

48.  Do you know what’s on today’s menu? It’s Me ‘n’ U.

49. Are you a doctor? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.

50. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.

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 50 Funny Pick Up Lines

Laughter is an integral part of life, and when it comes to pick up lines, this is no exception. Making someone smile can break down all sorts of barriers and give you a fighting chance at walking away with the prize. 

1. Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.

2. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

3. I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

4. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.

5. Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.

6. Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get!

7. You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

8. You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.

9. Knock-knock. (Who’s there?) When where? (When where who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you.

10. Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.

11. Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!

12. If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!

13. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

14. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

15. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

16. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!

17. Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!

18. I was wondering if you had an extra heart…because mine was just stolen.

19. Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!

20. I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

21. If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!

22. Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you’re the best a man can get!

23. Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea.

24. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.

25. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

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26. Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?

27. Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!

28. I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!

29. Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a-cutie!

30. You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business!

31. I’m good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.

32. I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

33. If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d give you a 9, because I’m the 1 you’re missing.

34. You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.

35. You must be a bank loan, cause you’ve got my interest.

36. I’ve got 1-ply, I’ve got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.

37. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

38. If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!

39. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

40. Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.

41. There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.

42. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I See.

43. You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.

44. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?

45. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

46. Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.

47. You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!

48. I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card. ‘Cause I am totally checking you out!

49. If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!

50. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

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 Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Corny pickup lines can often backfire, but if they are delivered correctly, it can bring laughter to a room that would otherwise be clouded by darkness. Be careful, though, not everyone is a fan of such lines. 

1. If I said you had a good body would you hold it against me?

2. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?

3. Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.

4. You’re so sweet you must be made out of chocolate.

5. Did you hurt yourself when you fell from Heaven?

6. Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!

7. Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

8. Hold out hand: “Hey I’m going for a walk. Will you hold this for me?”

9. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”

10. Are you a cake, “Because I want a piece of that.”

11. Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest. 

12. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!

13. Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.

14. I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.

15. On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you lack.

16. Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you.

17. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

18. Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

19. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

20. Your phone has GPS, right? Because I’m totally going to get lost in those *insert color* eyes.

21. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

22. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

23. Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

24. Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

25. Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

26. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?

27. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

28. You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

29. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

30. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

31. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

32. Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I’ve found his missing angel.

33. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

34. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

35. What’s a smart, attractive man like myself doing without your phone number?

36. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

37. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

38. I would say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.

39. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

40. Is your name Google? Because you got everything I am searching for.

41. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

42. Did I tell you I’m writing a book? It’s a phone book and it’s missing your number.

43. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

44. Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.

45 Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

46. I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.

47. I’m not stalking you, I’m doing research!

48. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

49. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

50. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

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 – “kung mahal mo ako papayag ka” :-)

And a piece of advice from Sulatkamay :-)

– Miss/Name of the girl, samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist pag libre ka. Sabi kasi nung doctor dalin ko daw yung kinababaliwan ko.

– You: Tapos na ba exams nyo?

Girl: Bakit?

You: Para ako naman sagutin mo.

– Patulong naman sa Physics here’s the problem:

If car A & car B left at the same time with car A at 160kph & car B at 180kph,

How long will I wait for you to be with me?

– Di ko naman pinipilit na maging akin ka eh, ang sakin lang naman… maging sayo ako

– Aanhin pa ang damo kung sayo palang patay na patay na ako.

– Bukas sisingilin ko na yung bayad mo sa renta…

Tagal mo na kasing naninirahan sa puso ko eh.

– Uy pa picture tayo!!

para ma-develop tayo!

– meron ka bang eraser?

hindi kasi kita mabura sa isip ko.

– Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh..

coz’ all i ever think of is you..

– Miss. hindi kita kaya ipakulong. kahit ninakaw mo puso ko.

– Ang galing mo pala sa puzzle…

Kase kakaumpisa pa lang ng araw ko, binuo mo na.

– Buti pa ang keyboard magkatabi ang U & I.

– Sa mga madalas sa starbucks

“Pakihawak naman nitong mocha frap ko.”

Pagka sauli sa iyo sabay tikim.

“Thank you ha… kulang lang kasi sa tamis.”

– boy: alam mo ba? ang bigas, gasolina, pamasahe, tuition fee, isda, karne, lahat sila nagmamahalan…

girl: eh ano ngayon?

boy: tayo na lang kaya ang hindi!

– “Mula ngayon gusto ko malaman mo,

Ako na ang magpapaaral sayo….

Basta pagaralan mo lang ay ang mahalin ako”

– Excuse me, tatanong ko lang kung didiretsuhin ko bang daan na ‘to,

O may ibang shortcut sa puso mo?

– Miss.. para kang video game.

ayaw kung ma-game over eh.

– magtatayo ako ng tindahan, mura lahat ng bilihin…

pero sa iyo lang ako MAGMAMAHAL

– naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight? o gusto mong dumaan ako ulit?

– Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..

Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..

– Can i take your picture??

‘Coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!!

– Sana “V” na lang ako..

Para I’m always right next to “U”

– (Name of the Girl), sa dinadami ng babaeng dumaan sa buhay ko.Ni isa wala pa akong minahal.kung sakali ngayon pa lang. isang bagay lang ang ikinakatakot ko..ang malamang mahal mo na ako pero may kapiling na akong iba..

– Wag kang maooffend ha… Pero sa tingin ko magnanakaw ang mga magulang mo… Ninakaw lahat ng bituin sa langit at inilagay sa mga mata mo

– Uy sabi ng doctor malala na daw ang sakit ko sa puso… dalawa na lang daw ang option…either ICU or you see me…

– Lam mo kasi parang nabili ko na lahat ng gusto ko kasi nasa akin ka

– Me: Sino dito ang may gusto ng party after graduation?

Classmate: Mas gusto kita….

– Sana telepono na lang ako

para may pag-asang sagutin mo….

– “Patingin nga ng kamay mo.

Hindi naman pala ganun kalaki, ba’t hawak mo buong mundo ko?”

– “Pagtiningnan kita, pwedeng tingan mo rin ako?

Para may pagtingin tayo sa isa’t isa.”

– “Sana ako na lang ang right hand mo.

para tuwing National anthem, ako ang nasa puso mo.”

– Ipa-blood test mo kaya ako????

para malaman mong ikaw ang type ko… ^_^

– guy: kelan ba kita tu2busin?

gurl: bakit?!

guy: laki na kasi ng interes ko sayo!

– Accountant : hindi ako balansyado!

target: baket?

accountant : wala ka kasi sa buhay ko

– Diabetic : delikado buhay ko sa iyo

target : baket?

diabetic : diabetic ako, bawal ang matamis, and you the sweetest person i know..

– Mag empake ka… sama ka sakin… punta tayo home for the aged……

Kasi i wanna grow old with you…

– Alam mo bang parang 7-11 ang puso ko?…

Kasi 24 oras bukas para sayo…..

– Nung mahalin kita…..daig ko pa ang na traffic sa edsa…

I can’t move on….

– “Pag ako gumawa ng planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis ko..

Para sayo lang iikot ang mundo ko..”

– You look like someone I know,

My next Girlfriend

Pickup Pickup Boy Pickup

 3. Uy papicture tayo!!

*** para ma-develop tayo!!

4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita??

*** hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..

5. Can i take your picture??

*** coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!!

 

6. Exam ka ba??

*** gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!

7. Lecture mo ba ako??

*** lab kasi kita..

8. Centrum ka ba??

*** kasi you make my life complete!!

9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??

*** para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..

10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??

*** ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..

 

11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??

*** kasi type kita..

12. I hate to say this but… You are like my underwear..

*** coz i can’t last a day without you!!

13. Ibibili kita ng salbabida..

*** kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..

14. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??

*** single kasi ako eh..

15.Me lisensya ka ba??

*** coz you’re driving me crazy eh..

 

16. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??

*** may sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko..

17. Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh..

*** coz all i ever think of is you..

18. I’m a bee..

*** can you be my honey??

19. Nakakatakot diba ang multo??

*** pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko..

20. Am i a bad shooter??

*** coz i keep on missing you..

 

22. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??

*** Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??

23. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??

*** kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..

24. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??

*** because you give meaning to my life..

25. Bangin ka ba??

*** nahuhulog kasi ako sa’yo..

26. Pustiso ka ba??

*** kasi, can’t smile without you..

27. Pagod na pagod ka na noh??

*** maghapon kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..

28. Me butas ba puso mo??

*** kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!!

29. Anung height mo??

*** ha?? pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko..

30. Hey, did you fart??

*** coz you blew me away!!

31. Sana “T” na lang ako..

*** para i’m always right next to “U”

 

32. Are you Jamaican??

*** kasi Ja-maican me crazy!!

33. Nde tayo tao.. Nde tayo hayop.

***BAGAY tayo. BAGAY tlga tayo.

34. Ako ay isang exam..

***kaya sagutin mo na ako…

35. Favorite Subject mo ba geometry

***kasi kahit saang angle ka tignan ang ganda mo eh! Which one is your favorite?

napanaginipan kita kagabi, pero nagising ako na unan ko lang ang yakap ko. pero alam mo kung ano gusto kong mangyari? yung mapanaginipan ko yung unan ko tapos magising ako na ikaw ang yakap ko!

Kung ako’y pamasahe, ikaw naman ay gasolina…

Alam mo kung bakit?

Hope you also like this list of sweet pick up lines tagalog…

Flirt Pickup Lines

 Anong panulat ang gamit mo? di kasi kita mabura sa isip ko eh.

(What pen did you use? Because I can’t erase you from my mind.)

Bomba ka ba? Sumasabog kasi kagandahan mo.

(Are you a bomb? Because you are an explosion of beauty.)

Pizza ka ba? Crust kasi kita eh.

(Are you pizza? Because I have a ‘crust’ on you.)

Ngayon ka lang ba inaresto? Ilegal kasi maging kasing ganda mo.

(Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.)

Mainit ba dito o ikaw ba yun?

(Is it hot in here or is it just you?)

Mayroon ka bang mapa? Nawawala kasi ako sa mga mata mo.

(Do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes.)

Sumbong kita sa pulis. Ninakaw mo kasi puso ko.

(I will tell the police on you, because you stole my heart.)

Pagod ka siguro? Kasi buong araw, tumatakbo ka sa isip ko.

(You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day.)

Hotwater ka ba? Napapaso kasi ako sa pagmamahal mo.

(Are you hot water? Your love is so warm, it burns.)

Crayola ka ba? Kasi nagbibigay ka ng kulay sa buhay ko.

(Are you a Crayola? Because you give color to my life.)

Tao ka ba? Naninigurado lang.

(Are you human? Just making sure.)

Kumain ka ba ng asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo.

(Did you eat sugar? Because you have a sweet smile.)

Anong pakiramdam ba ang maging pinaka magandang babae dito?

(How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in the room?)

 

Naniniwala ka ba sa pag ibig sa unang tingin? O gusto mong daanan uli ako?

(Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?)

Pwede ba kitang abutin? kasi ikaw ang Pangarap ko eh.

(Can I reach you? Because you are my goal.)

Paumanhin, nawala ko ang numero ko. Puede bang mahiram yung sayo?

(Excuse me, I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?)

Ibon ka ba? Lumilipad ka kasi sa utak ko.

(Are you a bird? Because you’ve been flying around in my head.)

Computer ka ba? Sarap mo kasing iturn-on.

(Are you a computer? Because it feels good to turn you on.)

Lason ka ba? kasi nakahanda akong mamatay matikman ka lang.

(Are you poison? Because I am ready to die just to have a taste of you.)

Tambutso ka ba? Umuusok kasi kagandahan at kaseksihan mo.

 

(Are you a tail pipe? Because you are smoking hot.)

Ihi ka ba? kasi kinikilig ako pag paparating ka na.

(Are you urine? Because I get shaky when you are about to come near.)

Magnanakaw ako. Nanakawin ko ang puso mo.

(I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.)

Glue ka ba? Kasi nakadikit ka sa isipan ko.

(Are you glue? Because you’re stuck in my mind.)

 

Anong height mo? Pa'no ka nagkasya sa puso ko?

Centrum ka ba? Kasi you make my life complete!

Sana ulan ka at lupa ako... Para kahit gaano kalakas ang patak mo, sakin parin ang bagsak mo.

Espanyol ka ba? Sinakop mo kasi puso ko.

Twitter ka ba? Because you’re so tweet!

Alam mo ba na scientist ako? At ikaw yung LAB ko.

Ini-SMALL ka ba nila? Wag ka mag-alala inii-BIG naman kita.

May lahi ka bang keyboard?  Type kasi kita.

Utang ka ba? Kasi habang tumatagal, lumalaki INTERES ko sayo.

Aanhin pa ang gravity... Kung lagi lang akong mahuhulog sa iyo?

 

Pwede bang magpa-blood test? Para malaman mo na type kita.

Nabibingi ka na ba? Cuz my heart has been screaming out your name for quite some time now!

Exam ka ba? Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!

Pwede ba kita maging driver? Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko

May butas ba yang puso mo?  Natrap kasi ako, can't find my way out.

Pustiso ka ba? Kasi I can't smile without you.

more cheesy pickup lines

 More Cheesy Pinoy Pickup Lines

1) Kumain ka ba ng asukal? – ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo.

2) I’m a bee – can you be my honey?

3) May lahi ka bang keyboard? – type kasi kita

4) Papupulis kita! – ninakaw mo kasi puso ko

5) Are you a dictionary? – coz you add meaning to my life

6) I lost my number – can I have yours?

7) I forgot your name – can I call you mine?

8) Ice ka ba? – crush kita, okay lang?

9) Sweswertihin ka sa pagibig ngayong taon – pag naging akin ka

10) Meralco ka ba? – pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark

11) Crayola ka ba? – kasi nagbibigay ka ng kulay sa buhay ko

12) EDSA ka ba? – di kasi ako makapagmove on

13) Bangin ka ba? – nahulog kasi ako sa’yo

14) May butas ba yang puso mo? – natrap kasi ako, can’t find my way out

15) Pustiso ka ba? – kasi I can’t smile without you

16) Miss, alam mo ba? Hindi tayo Tao, hindi tayo Hayop, at hindi rin tayo Halaman, Bagay tayo, Bagay.

17) Nabibingi ka na ba? Coz my heart has been screaming out your name for quite some time now..

18) Centrum ka ba? Kasi you make my life complete!!

19) Exam ka ba? Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!

20) Pwede ba kita maging driver? Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..

21) Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako nman sagutin mo..

22) Ok lang na ako ang magbayad ng tuition fee mo..? Basta pag-aralan mo lang akong mahalin

23) Alam mo ba na scientist ako?? At ikaw yung LAB ko.

24) May lisensya ka ba? Coz you’re driving me crazy..

25) May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo? May sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko..

26) Aanhin pa ang gravity… kung lagi lang akong mahuhulog sa iyo?

27) Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton? Kasi pag kasama kita… feeling ko.. “LUCKY ME”

28) Am i a bad shooter? Coz i keep on missing you… (not exclusively pinoy. oh well)

29) Kung posporo ka at posporo din ako eh di MATCH tayo..

30) Favorite subject mo ba geometry? Kasi kahit anong angle,ang cute mo..

31) Anong height mo? Pa’no ka nagkasya sa puso ko?

32) Ang galing mo siguro sa puzzles. (Bakit?) Kasi umaga pa lang nabuo mo na araw ko…

33) Kapag ako may tindahan, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura, sayo lang hindi. …………….dahil sayo lang ako magmamahal..(nyah!)

34) Alarm clock ka ba? Ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso eh.

35) Puwede bang magpa-picture kasama ka? Para naman ma-develop tayo!

36) Pwede ka bang makatabi pag may exam? Coz i feel perfect beside you.

37) Miss may mapa ka b dyan? Para alm ko ang daan papunta sa puso mo.

38) *nadapa sa harap ng crush* “si how i fell for you?” (Sige banat pa!)

39) Excuse me! Miss alam mo ba un kasabihan ng mga Pilipino?

More Pamatay Pick-Up Lines From Icebag / Elbi Pie

“Aanhin pa ang damo”

“Kung sau pa lang may tama na ko..”

nyuhahaharrr!! nakakairita pero nakaktuwaaa iluvvvettte! ;-p

Even More Cheesy Tagalog Pickup Lines

yeaaahh and they’re back, beybehs~~~ hwenjoyyyy!

*may mmda ba rito?

kasi nagkabanggaan puso natin!

*asthma ka ba?

kasi you take my breath away.

*ibibili kita ng salbabida mo kasi…

malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

*meron ka bang eraser?

hindi kasi kita mabura sa isip ko.

*pokemon ka ba?

kasi I CHOOSE you! [di ba ke pikachu… ash: “pikachu! i choose you!”]

* Para kang TABLE OF CONTENTS.

Dahil ikaw ang topic ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko.

* Limang piso ka ba?

Kasi sakto ka.

* Do you drink yakult?

‘Coz everyday you’re ok.

*nasan ka kagabi?

wala ka ata sa panaginip ko! (yun yon eh!)

*I think I’m a bad player…

…because I keep on missing you

*naka-kain ka ba ng watusi?

pag nag-ssmile ka kasi, may nakikita akong spark.

* o ito english naman:

I hate all the letters of the alphabet, but I love “U”

Sen Miriam Defensor Santiago Pick-up Lines

*hayos to: (guy walks towards the girl na parang galit) “Miss, ok ka rin noh?! ang kapal ng mukha mo! (so medyo shocked ung girl sabay hirit ng) “Hindi pa nga kita nakikilala pina-ibig mo na ang puso ko.”

* Para kang plema

… because di ka maalis sa dibdib ko!

* Can i take ur clothes off? kahit isang beses lang…

i jst wanna know kung pano tinatago ng mga anghel ang kanilang pakpak.. (manyak!)

* Miss…SM ka ba??

kasi you’ve got it all!

*Gutom ka ba?

Tara , bubusugin kita sa pagmamahal ko.

* Matador ka ba!?

kasi ang lakas ng tama ko sayo!

* May butas ba puso moh??

kasi natrap ako na aKo s loob.. cant find my way out

*Miss, umutot ka ba?

‘Cause you took my breath away. (yikes)

* Pwede ba kita maging sidecar?

single kasi ako eh..

New Cheesy Tagalog Pickup Lines

* Uy malala na yung sakit ko sa puso, dalawa na lang options ko para gumaling:

either ICU or U C me

* guy: miss, anung kukuning course mo?

girl: uhm gusto ko sanang magnursing…

guy: teka…magkakasakit ata ako!

* Are you a PS game?

because i hope you’re not Tekken

* My mirror ba iyung puso mo?

cause I see myself in it

*o ito, strategy:

Scenario: Girl and Boy with their friends in

the school canteen.

Boy: mauna na ko. *sabay grab sa hands

ng girl patayo din.*

Girl: bakit?

Boy: *pointing on a sign board that says,

“do not leave your valuable things unattended.”

>>*holds out hand* Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

>> o ito, sagutan na ito:

guy: hey there miss… i forgot your name can i call you mine??

girl: uhmmm sorry! my name is not mine…

sweet tagalog pickup lines

 

Sweet Tagalog Pick Up Lines for Your Boyfriend

Walang permanente sa mundo.

Kaya asahan mo pagdating ng panahon,

apelyedo mo na ang gamit ko.

boy: hi

girl: hello

boy: i love you :’>

girl: iLoveyoutoo

boy: Sira ba spacebar mo?

gir;l: HINDI, wala lang akong space, para magmahal pa ng iba.

Girl: Ang laki ng pinagkaiba nyo ni Rizal.

Boy: bakit?

Girl: Kasi si Rizal nasa piso.

Pero ikaw nasa puso ko.

Girl: Maglaro tayo ng kahit ano, wag lang taguan.

Boy: Bakit?

Girl: Kasi “A Boy like you is impossible to find”

Boy: Pag laki ko, gusto ko maging Engineer. Eh ikaw?

Girl: Paglaki ko, gusto ko maging sa’yo!

Girl: call a cop.

Boy: Bakit? ano nangyari?

Girl: kasi someone stole my heart.

Girl: Sana naging issue na lang ako sa “Failon Ngayon”

Boy: Bakit?

Girl: Para pwede kong sabihing, “Sa akin, may pakiaalam ka!”

Girl: Uling ka ba?

Boy:

Girl: Nagbabaga na damdamin ko sayo eh

Girl: Kapuso ka ba?

Boy: Bakit?

Girl: Kasi pinapatanong ng Nanay ko kung kailan ka magiging KAPAMILYA.

Girl: Alam mo kung GATAS ka, ikaw ay NIDO.

Boy: Bakit?

Girl: Kasi, “You’re my no.1″

Best Sweet Tagalog Pick Up Lines for Your Girlfriend

Here is the list of sweet tagalog pick up lines for your Girlfriend.

Kumain ka ba ng asukal? – ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo

 I’m a bee – can you be my honey?

Pwede ba kita maging driver? Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..

Ok lang na ako ang magbayad ng tuition fee mo..? Basta pag-aralan mo lang akong mahalin

 Aanhin pa ang gravity… kung lagi lang akong mahuhulog sa iyo?

Favorite subject mo ba geometry? Kasi kahit anong angle,ang cute mo..

Ang galing mo siguro sa puzzles. (Bakit?) Kasi umaga pa lang nabuo mo na araw ko…

Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako nman sagutin mo..

May butas ba yang puso mo? – natrap kasi ako, can’t find my way out

Meralco ka ba? – pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark

 

Best Dirty Pick Up Lines Tagalog 2021

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Miss may lahi ka bang baril? kasi kung meron man, pwede bang patira kahit isang putok lang!

Miss! Sawsawan ka ba? Pwedeng pa Dip?

Hey I’m Looking for treasure, can I look around your chest?

Youre good at mathematics, right? would you say 69 was a perfect square?

The word of the day is “legs”. Let’s say we head back to your place and spread the word.

Hi, Im an astranaut, and my next mission is to explore uranus.

Miss troso kaba? ang sarap mong sibakin.

Miss freezer ka ba? Tinitigasan ako sau eh!

Para kang halaman…. Minsan tigang ka, kaya gusto kitang diligan.

Miss bulbul ka ba? ang gulo mu eh!!!!

miss nawawala virginity jo… pwede ko bang makuha sayo?

Miss, para kang ilong, pwede ba kitang kalikutin?

Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.

They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.

Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?

Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back

I think I could fall madly in bed with you

I’m peanut butter. You’re jelly.

I don’t think I want babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

Does your name start with “C” because I can “C” us getting down.

I’m having trouble sleeping by myself. Can you sleep with me?

Are you Dracula? You looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me.

You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

Can I borrow your lips?

You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.

Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m coming home with you.

Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s Kisses out of business.

Best Pick Up Lines in English

Here’s the list of best pick up lines in English with a combination of pick-up lines in English about Love, funny sweet, and cheesy pick up lines.

I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!

So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?

I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.

Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.

When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’

I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.

Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.

I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running Heaven?

No wonder the sky is gray (or dark, if at night)—all the color is in your eyes.

You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and believe me—I’ve been looking a long time.

If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.

I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.

It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely… So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.

Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.

I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.

In my opinion, there are three kinds of beautiful: Cute, pretty, and sexy. Somehow, you manage to be all three.

English pick up Lines Sweet

Here is the list of sweet pick up lines for your loved ones.

I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.

I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.

You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and believe me—I’ve been looking a long time.

If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.

Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.

I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.

 Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’

Sweet Tagalog Pick up Lines for Your Boyfriend

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Walang permanente sa mundo.

Kaya asahan mo pagdating ng panahon,

apelyedo mo na ang gamit ko.

boy: hi

girl: hello

boy: i love you :’>

girl: iLoveyoutoo

boy: Sira ba spacebar mo?

gir;l: HINDI, wala lang akong space, para magmahal pa ng iba.

Girl: Ang laki ng pinagkaiba nyo ni Rizal.

Boy: bakit?

Girl: Kasi si Rizal nasa piso.

Pero ikaw nasa puso ko.

Girl: Maglaro tayo ng kahit ano, wag lang taguan.

Boy: Bakit?

Girl: Kasi “A Boy like you is impossible to find”

Boy: Pag laki ko, gusto ko maging Engineer. Eh ikaw?

Girl: Paglaki ko, gusto ko maging sa’yo!

Girl: call a cop.

Boy: Bakit? ano nangyari?

Girl: kasi someone stole my heart.

Girl: Sana naging issue na lang ako sa “Failon Ngayon”

Boy: Bakit?

Girl: Para pwede kong sabihing, “Sa akin, may pakiaalam ka!”

Girl: Uling ka ba?

Boy:

Girl: Nagbabaga na damdamin ko sayo eh

Girl: Kapuso ka ba?

Boy: Bakit?

Girl: Kasi pinapatanong ng Nanay ko kung kailan ka magiging KAPAMILYA.

Girl: Alam mo kung GATAS ka, ikaw ay NIDO.

Boy: Bakit?

Girl: Kasi, “You’re my no.1″

Sweet Tagalog Pick up Lines for Your Girlfriend 2021

Looking for Sweet pick up lines in tagalog for your girlfriend? Well, See the list below of top 10 Best Tagalog Pick up lines for your Girlfriend.

1. Have you eaten your breakfast? – Co’z your smile is sweet.

 2. I’m a bee – can you be my honey?

3. Pwede ba kita maging driver? Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..

4. Ok lang na ako ang magbayad ng tuition fee mo..? Basta pag-aralan mo lang akong mahalin

5. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

6. Favorite subject mo ba geometry? Kasi kahit anong angle,ang cute mo..

7. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

8. Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako nman sagutin mo..

9. May butas ba yang puso mo? – natrap kasi ako, can’t find my way out

10. It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.

Hugot Pick up Lines Tagalog

Painful Tagalog Hugot Pick Up Lines This 2021 – Hugot lines are excruciating to hear. Some are amusing, while others are terribly painful. Here are some painful Tagalog hugot pick up lines.

Sinanay mo pa akong nandiyan ka

Aalis ka lang man din pala…

Jeep nga umaalis kapag napuno….

Tao pa kaya?

Hindi tanga ang taong sobrang nagmahal.

Mas tanga yung taong minahal ng sobra pero naghanap ng iba

Ang love parang sports.

Kaya mo bang maipanalo ang isang laro kung reserba ka lang?

Aanhin pa natin ang April Fool’s Day

Araw-araw ka namang niloloko.

Ang love parang bayad sa dyip,

Minsan hindi nasusuklian.

Ang hirap magmahal ng manhid. Pero manhid ba talaga o iba lang ang mahal niya?

Ang pag-ibig mo sa kanya ay parang Domino.

Nahulog ka sa kanya pero siya, nahulog sa iba.

Kung may iba na siya, hayaan mo siyang magpakasaya.

Hindi ka naman bayani para ipaglaban mo siya.

Aanhin pa ang tiwala.

Kung ang bawat hinala ay laging tumatama.

Cheesy Pick up Lines In Tagalog

Below are the of cheesy pick up lines in Tagalog that will surely melt your heart.

Hindi lahat ng buhay ay buhay. Tingnan mo ‘ko – buhay nga pero patay na patay naman sa ‘yo!

Tulisan ba tatay mo? Kasi nabihag mo puso ko.

Girl: Kapuso ka ba?

Boy: Bakit?

Girl: Kasi pinapatanong ng Nanay ko kung kailan ka magiging KAPAMILYA.

Centrum ka ba? Kasi, you make my life complete!

Top view, side view, bottom view, kahit anong view, I love view.

Amo ba kita? Bakit inaalila mo ang puso ko?

Pustiso ka ba? ‘Coz I can’t smile without you.

Di ka naman camera, pero tuwing nakikita kita, napapangiti ako.

Tatakbo ka ba sa eleksyon? Kasi, botong-boto sa yo ang parents ko.

Dalawang beses lang naman kita gusto makasama… ‘now’ and ‘forever.

Pick up Lines Tagalog Nakakakilig

Here are the nakakakilig na pick up lines in tagalog.

Boy: Alam mo para akong ice cream pag andiyan ka.

Girl: Bakit naman?

Boy: Kasi natutunaw ako pagkasama ka

Girl: Ouch! nasugatan kamay ko.

Boy: Akina kiss ko..para mabilis gumaling

Girl:Thanks

Boy: Sa labi ba hindi ka nasugatan?

Girl: Hindi naman. Bakit?

Boy: Para makiss ko din.

Boy: Can I strip your clothes off?

Girl: Bakit?

Boy: Because I want to know how angels hide their wings.

Kung nagugutom ako at kelangan ko

ng isang taong makakapagpabusog sa akin,

pwede ba kitang lapitan at sabihin..

“Pakagat naman kahit sa labi man lang.”

Boy: Miss, ikaw ang Lupang Hinirang ko…

Girl: Alam ko na yan, sasabihin mo tinatayuan ka no?

Boy: Hindi, handa akong…Mamataaaay ng daaahiil sayooooooo

Boy: “Alam mo ok ka sana eh, maganda ka, matalino,

pero may kulang sa pangalan mo eh.”

Girl: “Ano?”

Boy: “Apelyido ko…”

Boy Banat: Ang buhay ko parang nakasakay sa seesaw…

Girl Banat: Bakit

Boy Banat: Kasi pag wala ka, Down ako!

Boy: Kahit kailan hindi na ko iinom! Goodbye alak!

Girl: Really? Magbabagong buhay ka na?

Boy: Hindi ah, bakit pa ko mag aalak, eh sayo pa lang ang lakas na ng tama ko.

Boy: hi…. can i be your textmate?

Girl: I got your number from heaven,

Boy: you’re an angel in disguise right?

Boy: May band-aid ka miss?

Girl: Bakit?

Boy: Nahulog kasi ako eh… Nahulog ako sayo.

Boy Banat: Para kang alak..

Girl Banat: Bakit?

Boy Banat: Kasi habang tumatagal lalo kang sumasarap.

Boy: Parang flag ceremony parati ang drama ko pag napapadaan ka

Girl: Bakit?

Boy: Napapatigil ako.  Napapahawak pa ako sa puso ko at napapakanta.

Boy: Para kang Oatmeal

Girl: Bakit?

Boy: Coz’ you’re good to my heart ..

Best Tagalog Pick Up Lines About Love

This collection of the Best Tagalog Pick Up Lines About Love will make you feel loved. You can’t help but smile and feel “kilig” whenever you get that sudden feeling. It’s as if you’ve finally gotten what you wanted.

Eh ano ko kung mataba ka?

I love you

Just the WEIGH you are

Pupunta na kami sa gyera bukas…

Kung tatamaan man ako, sana ‘wag sa puso

kasi syempre nandun ka

Boy: Can I strip your clothes off?

Girl: Bakit?

Boy: Because I want to know how angels hide their wings.

Kung nagugutom ako at kelangan ko

ng isang taong makakapagpabusog sa akin,

pwede ba kitang lapitan at sabihin..

“Pakagat naman kahit sa labi man lang.”

Boy: Miss, ikaw ang Lupang Hinirang ko…

Girl: Alam ko na yan, sasabihin mo tinatayuan ka no?

Boy: Hindi, handa akong…Mamataaaay ng daaahiil sayooooooo

Boy: “Alam mo ok ka sana eh, maganda ka, matalino,

pero may kulang sa pangalan mo eh.”

Girl: “Ano?”

Boy: “Apelyido ko…”

Data gusto ko lang kita ma-meet

Pero ngayon…

Gusto na kitang maka-MEET

Sa dinami-dami ng BOOK sa mundo

isa lang talaga ang di ko maiintindihan…

ang ti-BOOK ng puso ko

Lason ka ba?

NIlason mo kasi ang puso ko

Ayon tuloy, patay na patay sayo!

Boy: May band-aid ka miss?

Girl: Bakit?

Boy: Nahulog kasi ako eh… Nahulog ako sayo.

Table of contents ka ba? Ikaw kasi ang laman ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko.

Boy: Parang flag ceremony parati ang drama ko pag napapadaan ka

Girl: Bakit?

Boy: Napapatigil ako.  Napapahawak pa ako sa puso ko at napapakanta.

Alam mo ba ang mapait sa pag-ibig?

AMPALAYAin ka…

Ang pag-ibig ko sayo ay parang paghinga

Bakit ko ititigil kung alam kong di ko kaya?

Sana “T” na lang ako..

para i’m always right next to “U”

Sweet Pick Up Lines in Tagalog For Your Crush

All of these Sweet tagalog pick up lines will give you butterflies in your stomach.

1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..

*** paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..

Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??

*** ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..

Uy papicture tayo!!

*** para ma-develop tayo!!

 Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita??

*** hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..

 Can i take your picture??

*** coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!!

Ok lang na ako ang magbayad ng tuition fee mo..? Basta pag-aralan mo lang akong mahalin

Am i a bad shooter??

*** coz i keep on missing you..

Please tell me you’re an electron because you have me electrified.

Are you negative? Because I’m positive and attracted to you.

Were your parents engineers? Because you have a nice design.

 Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??

*** ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..

 Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??

*** Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??

I miss you so hard; diamond would break easier than glass.

Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??

*** kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..

Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??

*** because you give meaning to my life.

 Bangin ka ba??

*** nahuhulog kasi ako sa’yo..

Pustiso ka ba??

*** kasi, can’t smile without you..

Pagod na pagod ka na noh??

*** maghapon kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..

. Me butas ba puso mo??

*** kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!!

Anung height mo??

*** ha?? pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko..

Hey, did you fart??

*** coz you blew me away!!

Romantic Pick Up Lines in Tagalog

These Romantic Pick Up Lines in Tagalog is chock-full of phrases you’d like to hear from him and things you’d like to say to her in a unique way.

Boy: Babe, Amo ba kita?

Girl: Hindi, Bakit?

Boy: Bakit inaalila mo ang puso ko?

Boy: Hon, Kung didiretsuhin ko ba to…

Girl: Ha?

Boy: Diretso ba to sa puso mo?!

Boy: Beh, Centrum ka ba?

Girl: Ha! Bakit?

Boy: Kasi, you make my life complete!

Boy: Honey, Ibibili kita ng salbabida mo kasi…

Girl: Bakit naman?

Boy: malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

Boy: Alam mo, ako ang “SCIENCE”

Girl: Bakit?

Boy: ikaw ang “LAB” ko

Boy: Meron ka bang eraser?

Girl: Wala eh, bakit?

Boy: hindi kasi kita mabura sa isip ko.

Boy: Kumakain ka ba ng asukal?

Girl: Uu naman, Bakit?

Boy: Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo saken.

Boy: May MMDA ba rito?

Girl: Bakit?

Boy: Kasi nagkabanggaan puso natin!

Boy: Sa La Salle ka ba nag-aaral?

Girl: No. Why?

Boy: Kasi tinuhog mo ang puso ko!

Boy: Pokemon ka ba?

Girl: ha, Bakit?

Boy: kasi I CHOOSE you!

Boy: Teleserye ka ba? 

Girl: Bakit naman?

Boy: Ang sarap mo kasing subaybayan eh!

Boy: Asthma ka ba?

Girl: Bakit?

Boy: Kasi you take my breath away.

Boy: Para kang isang pustiso..

Girl: Bakit?

Boy: I can’t smile without you.

Boy: Kuto ka ba?

Girl: Bakit naman?

Boy: Kasi I can’t get you off my head.

Boy: Miss, mekaniko ka ba? 

Girl: Hindi, Bakit?

Boy: Kasi, ikaw na ang nagpapatakbo ng buhay ko.

Boy: Miss, pwede ka bang maging side-car?

Girl: Ha, Bakit?

Boy: Single kasi ako.

Boy: May lahi ka bang keyboard?

Girl: Bakit?

Boy: Type kasi kita

Sipon ka ba? Pa balik balik ka kasi sa akin eh

Sabi ni Peter Pan, When you think happy thoughts, you fly

Eh ba’t kapag naiisip kita, I FALL?

Kung magkakaroon ako ng sariling planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis nito, para sayo lang iikot ang mundo ko.

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Love Qoute Muna Tayo

sabi nga nila 

Ang Love parang pananim yan.

Kahit anong alaga mo, may peste at salot pa ding sisira

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.

Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.

I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.

Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!

Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.

Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.

We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.

You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!

Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away!

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.​

Pickup Boy

Boy: Miss, kailangan mo ba ng balde?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Nag-uumapaw kasi kagandahan mo eh

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Boy: Mrs. Pwede ko po ba ligawan anak nyo?
Mrs: di pwede nag aaral pa sya..
Boy:ahh.. Ok poh, mamaya na lng uwian…

********   *

Boy: Gusto ko maging basurero
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Para ako ang pupulot sa'yo, pag binasura ka ng taong mahal mo


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Boy: Miss, kailangan mo ba ng balde?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Nag-uumapaw kasi kagandahan mo eh

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Boy: Mrs. Pwede ko po ba ligawan anak nyo?
Mrs: di pwede nag aaral pa sya..
Boy:ahh.. Ok poh, mamaya na lng uwian…

********   *

Boy: Gusto ko maging basurero
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Para ako ang pupulot sa'yo, pag binasura ka ng taong mahal mo




Boy: KAPUSO KA BA?
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Pinapatanong kasi ni Mama kung kelan ka pwedeng maging KAPAMILYA

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Boy: Did you know there's only 21 letters in the alphabet?
Girl: No there's theres 26
Boy: Your right I forgot about U R A Q T (you are cute)

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Boy: Naniniwala na ako sa himala ngayon?
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Kasi nasayo na puso ko buhay pa rin ako..

********   *

Boy: Saya naman ng araw ko!
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Dahil kasama kita..

********   *

Boy: May butas ba puso mo?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Na-trap kasi ko sa loob, I can’t find my way out

********   *

Boy: Ikaw b ang Kadiliman?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Wala na kasi kong makitang iba kapag andyan ka.

********   *

Boy: Miss Pulitiko ka ba?
Girl: Hindi, bakit?
Boy: Boto kasi parents ko sayo eh!

********   *

Boy: Para kang Oatmeal,
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Because you’re good to my heart ..

********   *

Boy: Hindi na ako naniniwala sa malas.
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi makita lang kita swerte na ako.

********   *

Boy: Maglaro tayu.. wag lang taguan..
Girl: Bakit naman
Boy: kasi a girl like you is impossible to find..

********   *

Boy: Hey miss, ngayon ko lang napagtanto...
Girl: Na ano?
Boy: kamukha ka pala ng next girlfriend ko.

********   *

Boy: You're like a dandruff
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because you can't get out of my head.

********   *

Boy: Pag nagising ka na puro pula na ang paligid mo, wag kang matakot
Girl: Ha! bakit naman?
Boy: Wala ka sa impyerno. nandito ka sa puso ko.

********   *

Boy: Moong minahal kita, talo mo pa ang traffic sa EDSA.
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: I CANT MOVE ON!

********   *

Boy: Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton?
Girl: UU naman, bakit?
Boy: Kasi pag kasama kita, feeling ko, “LUCKY ME.”

Tagalog Cheezy Lines

Anong height mo? Pa'no ka nagkasya sa puso ko?

Centrum ka ba? Kasi you make my life complete!

Sana ulan ka at lupa ako... Para kahit gaano kalakas ang patak mo, sakin parin ang bagsak mo.

Espanyol ka ba? Sinakop mo kasi puso ko.

Twitter ka ba? Because you’re so tweet!

Alam mo ba na scientist ako? At ikaw yung LAB ko.

Ini-SMALL ka ba nila? Wag ka mag-alala inii-BIG naman kita.

May lahi ka bang keyboard?  Type kasi kita.

Utang ka ba? Kasi habang tumatagal, lumalaki INTERES ko sayo.

Aanhin pa ang gravity... Kung lagi lang akong mahuhulog sa iyo?

Pwede bang magpa-blood test? Para malaman mo na type kita.

Nabibingi ka na ba? Cuz my heart has been screaming out your name for quite some time now!

Exam ka ba? Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!

Pwede ba kita maging driver? Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko

May butas ba yang puso mo?  Natrap kasi ako, can't find my way out.

Pustiso ka ba? Kasi I can't smile without you.

Pinoy Pickup Lines

Pinoy Pickup Lines 
Mainit ba dito o ikaw ba yun?
(Is it hot in here or is it just you?)

Mayroon ka bang mapa? Nawawala kasi ako sa mga mata mo.
(Do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes.)

Sumbong kita sa pulis. Ninakaw mo kasi puso ko.
(I will tell the police on you, because you stole my heart.)

Pagod ka siguro? Kasi buong araw, tumatakbo ka sa isip ko.
(You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day.)

Hotwater ka ba? Napapaso kasi ako sa pagmamahal mo.
(Are you hot water? Your love is so warm, it burns.)

Crayola ka ba? Kasi nagbibigay ka ng kulay sa buhay ko.
(Are you a Crayola? Because you give color to my life.)

Tao ka ba? Naninigurado lang.
(Are you human? Just making sure.)

Kumain ka ba ng asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo.
(Did you eat sugar? Because you have a sweet smile.)

Anong pakiramdam ba ang maging pinaka magandang babae dito?
(How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in the room?)

qoutes and pick up lines

"Hindi naman yung taong mahal mo ang mahirap kalimutan nung nawala siya sa'yo eh... Kundi yung taong naging ikaw dahil sa kanya."
"Walang taong manhid. Hindi lang talaga maintindihan kung ano ang gusto mong iparating dahil ayaw mo siyang diretsuhin."
"Imbis na magtanong ka ng 'Hindi pa ba sapat?', bakit hindi mo na lang kalimutan ang lahat? Kung alam mong binabalewala ka na, tanggapin mong nagsasawa na s'ya."
"Pag pinag-aagawan ka, malamang maganda ka o gwapo ka. Tandaan mo: Sumama ka sa mabuti, di sa mabait. Sa marunong, di sa matalino. Higit sa lahat, sa mahal ka, di sa gusto ka."
"Hindi porke pinili ka niya ngayon eh ikaw na talaga ang mahal niya. Siguro he just took you for granted kasi ayaw sa kanya nung mahal niya."
"Paano mo masasabing special ka sa isang tao kung ang bawat ginagawa niya ay ginagawa din niya sa iba."


"Bakit ka magpaparamdam sa taong hindi marunong makaramdam? 'Wag kang magpakatanga, sa taong hindi marunong magpahalaga. Matuto kang sumuko at mang-iwan, kung lagi ka namang sinasaktan."
"Minsan, kailangan mong maging malakas, para amining mahina ka."
"Madalas ang wrong send ay hindi naman talaga wrong send at ang blank text ay hindi naman talaga napindot lang...ganyan mag papansin ang ayaw mag first move."
"Hindi porket madalas mong ka-chat, kausap sa phone, kasama sa mga lakad o katext wantusawa e may gusto sayo at makaka tuluyan mo na... may mga tao lang talaga na sadyang friendly, sweet, flirt o paasa."
"Kung nakikita mo na ang dahilan mo para sumuko... huwag mo na lang tingnan."
"Kahit na anong bagal ng paglakad mo, kung di ka naman niya gustong habulin, hindi ka talaga nya maabutan... kahit na mag-stop over ka pa."
"Ang trahedya ng buhay ko? Hindi ako nagkaroon ng kapangyarihang makapagsabi ng tamang bagay, sa tamang tao, sa tamang panahon."
"Ano namang mapapala mo kakaisip sa nakaraan at sa mga pwede pang mangyari? Wala ka naman sigurong super powers para maibalik ang nakalipas na. Dapat matuto kang pahalagahan ang mga nangyayari sayo sa kasalukuyan. Isipin mo yung ngayon. I-enjoy mo lang ang buhay.."
"Kung gusto mo matawa, dapat paminsan-minsan magpakababaw ka rin. Wag nga lang sobra."


Bos: "...May lisensya ka ba sa pagmamaneho?"
Diego: "Huh? Lisensya? Bakit?"
Bos: "Because you're driving me crazy!"
Diego: "...Pag kausap kita lagi akong nadadapa!"
Bos: "Huh? Bakit?"
Diego: "Sobrang baba kasi ng IQ mo, natitisod ako!"
Diego: "Sudoku ba ko?"
Bos: "Bakit?"
Diego: "Kasi hirap na hirap ka sakin!" ~Bob Ong

qoutes

1. Kahit ilang beses pa akong masaktan dahil sayo,
di kita iiwan, di ako susuko.

Dahil kung may 100 dahilan para iwan ka,
hahanap pa rin ako ng isang dahilan para ipaglaban ka...


2. Kapag iniiwasan ko ba ang tingin mo,
Hindi na agad kita gusto?


Hindi ba puwedeng kinikilig muna ako
kaya hindi ako makatingin ng diretso?


3. Sabi nila kapag ang adik nahuli, siguradong makukulong.

Eh panu kung mahuli mo ko na adik sayo? Magagawa mo kaya akong ikulong sa puso mo? :))

4. Kapag ba tumabi ako sa iyo...

at may umupo sa gitna natin…

Ang ibig sabihin ba nun,
may namamagitan na sa atin?

5.Sa dami ng mga banat na narinig ko, wala ng mas liligaya pa
kapag nabanatan ko yung pagmumukha ng taong lalandi sa iyo. :D

6. Huwag mo ngang ipagsiksikan ang sarili mo sa kanya!


Sa akin ka kaya KASYA :)


7. 'Wag mo nang itanong kung ano ang gusto ko...

Baka kasi madulas ako at IKAW ang masabi ko.

8. Sa relasyon,
hindi dapat naggagantihan,

kung napatawad mo na, wag mo nang isumbat pa..

Dahil para mo na rin siyang niloko nang sinabi mong pinatawad mo na siya.

9. May mga bagay na sa kanya mo lang talaga nakita at naramdaman,
kaya minsan kahit nahihirapan at nasasaktan ka na
hindi mo pa rin siya kayang kalimutan..


10. Maraming pwedeng magpasaya sayo..

hindi nga lang yung

taong inaasahan mo. :(

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