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this blogger website is created for every one so you have a simple but power lines when your crush or your type of person is right behind you you can say that list of pickup lines or you can used the pickup lines for your success you make your crush smile for this pickup linesMark Jacobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13923207842650580951noreply@blogger.comBlogger50125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380997721052205477.post-23275443550862491142022-03-14T06:43:00.004-07:002022-03-14T06:43:48.130-07:00Pickup Lines The Best<p> 1. Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.</p><p><br /></p><p>2. Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!</p><p><br /></p><p>3. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet butt.</p><p><br /></p><p>4. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.</p><p><br /></p><p>5. Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.</p><p><br /></p><p>6. Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.</p><p><br /></p><p>7. I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.</p><p><br /></p><p>8. If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.</p><p><br /></p><p>9. Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.</p><p><br /></p><p>10. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?</p><p><br /></p><p>11. Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.</p><p><br /></p><p>12. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?</p><p><br /></p><p>13. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.</p><p><br /></p><p>14. Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?</p><p><br /></p><p>15. Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.</p><p><br /></p><p>16. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.</p><p><br /></p><p>17. Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!</p><p><br /></p><p>18. I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.</p><p><br /></p><p>19. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.</p><p><br /></p><p>20. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.</p><p><br /></p><p>21. Are you mexican? Because you’re my juan and only!</p><p><br /></p><p>22. Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious!</p><p><br /></p><p>23. Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.</p><p><br /></p><p>24. I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.</p><p><br /></p><p>25. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?</p><p><br /></p><p>26. Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!</p><p><br /></p><p>27. I’m not staring at your b00bs. I’m staring at your heart.</p><p><br /></p><p>28. Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?</p><p><br /></p><p>29. I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.</p><p><br /></p><p>30. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)</p><p><br /></p><p>31. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.</p><p><br /></p><p>32. I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.</p><p><br /></p><p>33. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?</p><p><br /></p><p>34. There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!</p><p><br /></p><p>35. Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?</p><p><br /></p><p>36. Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.</p><p><br /></p><p>37. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.</p><p><br /></p><p>38. You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.</p><p><br /></p><p>39. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?</p><p><br /></p><p>40. Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEitNUZgAtU1XFk56CIzGPbOGFxfsr4An4EENLFduuO20KlF_ccqj_42eUqig9uYi6uM-kdG5voV0-g0GfK7jkyzxagaNUZ4vquJkhwWPwyV9oGJcepaU9wgTWHuVZ1Qib6d1IvV8fDwqDVMBswxD7CrnQNoGTdJ9WUFYxwhZWgxx8Hqm4aPmSq0ZOUgyA=s1600" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="pickup lines the best" border="0" data-original-height="1600" data-original-width="1600" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEitNUZgAtU1XFk56CIzGPbOGFxfsr4An4EENLFduuO20KlF_ccqj_42eUqig9uYi6uM-kdG5voV0-g0GfK7jkyzxagaNUZ4vquJkhwWPwyV9oGJcepaU9wgTWHuVZ1Qib6d1IvV8fDwqDVMBswxD7CrnQNoGTdJ9WUFYxwhZWgxx8Hqm4aPmSq0ZOUgyA=w320-h320" title="pickup lines" width="320" /></a></div><br /><p><br /></p><p>41. If you were a flower you’d be a damnnn-delion</p><p><br /></p><p>42. If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.</p><p><br /></p><p>43. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgCNSKVE42P4-aCCvJJPL5ifNDrmGKu9Wo6eUlcez4cARJ2RKibEJMT5_--WmwwVMVAzL9zhJUIP9iBP6EeDfnLWA12A91P7m6p0whYoQ4GnLjhadVrPxXadTokGz8d8RXMxGY5NJUSdosOqsGrSg9E0ZRSEB8-YyZtIg_t2y7ubITDkYTnFQWMi4PW8Q=s700" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="pickup lines the bestt" border="0" data-original-height="467" data-original-width="700" height="213" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgCNSKVE42P4-aCCvJJPL5ifNDrmGKu9Wo6eUlcez4cARJ2RKibEJMT5_--WmwwVMVAzL9zhJUIP9iBP6EeDfnLWA12A91P7m6p0whYoQ4GnLjhadVrPxXadTokGz8d8RXMxGY5NJUSdosOqsGrSg9E0ZRSEB8-YyZtIg_t2y7ubITDkYTnFQWMi4PW8Q=w320-h213" title="pick up lines" width="320" /></a></div><br /><p><br /></p><p>44. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!</p><p><br /></p><p>45. I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine seems to have been stolen</p><p><br /></p><p>46. Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.</p><p><br /></p><p>47. I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?</p><p><br /></p><p>48. Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.</p><p><br /></p><p>49. If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!</p><p><br /></p><p>50. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhHRGAOy6plqERS-GFWITNzhg8kZxXQy6gnUhplC6Dmh5yNKGqS1dDXpH-ZSpYjofXYiwsbBIz-Gn6EaSv0ZaAtGGMEP7fxkZWE4T6eeDuSRWHkQZY7T1Ejt-Nm8Dyylcev2t0pS5dd9XIuJFszwSxiYvSF9e0qNJnZIbjo1ptUZmcXQtyBoBQCiXG2ZA=s600" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="pickup lines the best" border="0" data-original-height="221" data-original-width="600" height="118" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhHRGAOy6plqERS-GFWITNzhg8kZxXQy6gnUhplC6Dmh5yNKGqS1dDXpH-ZSpYjofXYiwsbBIz-Gn6EaSv0ZaAtGGMEP7fxkZWE4T6eeDuSRWHkQZY7T1Ejt-Nm8Dyylcev2t0pS5dd9XIuJFszwSxiYvSF9e0qNJnZIbjo1ptUZmcXQtyBoBQCiXG2ZA=w320-h118" title="pickup liness" width="320" /></a></div><br /><p><br /></p>Mark Jacobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13923207842650580951noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380997721052205477.post-85514948160789368772022-03-12T06:00:00.001-08:002022-03-12T06:00:19.743-08:00Bisaya Pickup Lines cheesy and yummy<p> Boy: Kahibaw ba ka nga mura gyud kag paliya ay!</p><p>Girl: ha? kay nganu man kuno?</p><p>Boy: bisan unsa pa ka pait sa akong nasinati diha kanimo, ikaw gihapon ang sustansya nga gipangeta aning akong dughan...</p><p><br /></p><p>boy: miga unsa diay imo name?girl: ako name kay leah mae</p><p>boy: pila na imong edad?</p><p>girl: 23 na intawon ngano mn?</p><p>boy: aw pwedi na kaayo hehehe</p><p>girl: huh? unsay pwedi ba?</p><p><br /></p><p>boy: pwedi gyud... pwedi na ta magminyo ba hahaha</p><p><br /></p><p>girl: migo unsa imong name</p><p>boy: Estor miga</p><p>girl: taga-diin ka migo?</p><p>boy: Nganong nangutana pa man ka nga taga diin ko??</p><p>girl: huh?? nangutana lang ngano diay?</p><p>boy: dili na man ka angay mangutana kung taga-diin ko kay nagpuyo man ko sa imong heart.</p><p><br /></p><p>Boy: Pwede uyab nata?</p><p>Girl: Dili!</p><p>Boy: Kadungog ka sa ako gi-sulti?</p><p><br /></p><p>Girl: Oo.Boy: Unsa man daw beh?</p><p>Girl: Pwede uyab na ta?</p><p>Boy: Pwede kaayo! </p><p><br /></p><p>Boy: miss maayu kag algebra sa?</p><p>Girl: huh? uu.. ngano man?</p><p>Boy: can u substitute my x?</p><p><br /></p><p>Boy: Uy, Babe! Ingon sa doktor, grabe na jud daw ang akong sakit sa kasing-kasing...</p><p>Girl: Ha? Unsa man ang gi-ingon sa Doktor?</p><p>Boy: Duha ra daw akong pilion.....</p><p>it's either ICU or you see me</p><p>Boy: Mo Shift nalang kog Civil Engineering oi</p><p>Girl: Huh? ngano man? pagsure dha ba!</p><p>Boy: Lagi.. Kay magbuhat ko ug taytayan padulong sa imong kasing-kasing..</p><p>girl: unsa imong gusto nga course inig college nmo? </p><p> boy: scientist..</p><p>girl: nganu gud kalisod ana?</p><p>boy: para ikaw akong LAB.</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p> Boy: miss,naa ky gidala nga keyboard dha??</p><p>Girl: wala raba,ngano mn??</p><p>Boy: type mn gd tika.......</p><p><br /></p><p>boy: "miss, totoy ko"</p><p>girl: "unsa? bastos! *SLAPS BOY*"</p><p>boy: "hmmph, totoy akong pangan ba!" </p><p><br /></p><p>guy: day, tudloi gud ko ug pag translate</p><p>girl: cge, go</p><p>guy: unsay iningles sa gugma</p><p>girl: love</p><p>guy: sa ghigugma tika</p><p>girl: i love you</p><p>guy: i love you too.</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>boy: sakit miga?</p><p>girl: huh? unsa?</p><p>boy: sakit ba ang pagka hagbong nimo gikan sa langit?</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>boy: drummer ka miss?</p><p>girl: dli ui...y man?</p><p>boy: you make my heart beat man gud...</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>boy: pila ang height nimo miga?</p><p>girl: 5'6 rah oi..</p><p>boy: dako d.i ka, gi-unxa kha nmo pag sulod sa akong kasing-kasing.</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>boy: miss! taxi driver ka?girl: unsa? ug ngano nka ingon man ka ana?boy: nagkalayo atong byahe nagka - mahal kita</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>Boy: dili lang naku e-post sa FB nga love tika ha?</p><p><br /></p><p>Girl: ha? ngano man? dili ka ganahan maka hibaw ang kalibutan nga love ko nimu?</p><p>Boy: huh? Ikaw raman akong kalibutan...</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>boy: kabalo ba ka, mura ka ug password?</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>girl: Ngano mn?</p><p>boy: dili tika pwede malimtan..</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>girl: boy: pro pwede tika ilisdan..</p>Mark Jacobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13923207842650580951noreply@blogger.com0Valenzuela, Metro Manila, Philippines14.7010556 120.9830225-13.609178236178845 85.8267725 43.011289436178842 156.1392725tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380997721052205477.post-31311207369683764322022-03-11T01:15:00.002-08:002022-03-11T01:15:10.771-08:0050 Dirty Pick Up Lines<p> Best Pick Up Lines</p><p>It is hard to choose what would be classed as the best pick up lines. On a given day, it could be any given one. And yet, it is best to be spoiled for choice as what may work on one, may not do the same on another. </p><p><br /></p><p>1. Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.</p><p><br /></p><p>2. Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!</p><p><br /></p><p>3. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet butt.</p><p><br /></p><p>4. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.</p><p><br /></p><p>5. Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.</p><p><br /></p><p>6. Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.</p><p><br /></p><p>7. I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.</p><p><br /></p><p>8. If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.</p><p><br /></p><p>9. Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.</p><p><br /></p><p>10. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?</p><p><br /></p><p>11. Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.</p><p><br /></p><p>12. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?</p><p><br /></p><p>13. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.</p><p><br /></p><p>14. Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?</p><p><br /></p><p>15. Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.</p><p><br /></p><p>16. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.</p><p><br /></p><p>17. Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!</p><p><br /></p><p>18. I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.</p><p><br /></p><p>19. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.</p><p><br /></p><p>20. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.</p><p><br /></p><p>21. Are you mexican? Because you’re my juan and only!</p><p><br /></p><p>22. Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious!</p><p><br /></p><p>23. Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.</p><p><br /></p><p>24. I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.</p><p><br /></p><p>25. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?</p><p><br /></p><p>26. Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!</p><p><br /></p><p>27. I’m not staring at your b00bs. I’m staring at your heart.</p><p><br /></p><p>28. Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?</p><p><br /></p><p>29. I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.</p><p><br /></p><p>30. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)</p><p><br /></p><p>31. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.</p><p><br /></p><p>32. I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.</p><p><br /></p><p>33. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?</p><p><br /></p><p>34. There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!</p><p><br /></p><p>35. Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?</p><p><br /></p><p>36. Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.</p><p><br /></p><p>37. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.</p><p><br /></p><p>38. You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.</p><p><br /></p><p>39. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?</p><p><br /></p><p>40. Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.</p><p><br /></p><p>41. If you were a flower you’d be a damnnn-delion</p><p><br /></p><p>42. If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.</p><p><br /></p><p>43. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.</p><p><br /></p><p>44. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!</p><p><br /></p><p>45. I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine seems to have been stolen</p><p><br /></p><p>46. Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.</p><p><br /></p><p>47. I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?</p><p><br /></p><p>48. Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.</p><p><br /></p><p>49. If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!</p><p><br /></p><p>50. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling</p><p><br /></p><p> </p><p><br /></p><p>So there you have it! If you are feeling lucky enough, why not take a plunge and give it a go. Let us know what you think, and as always, please share any success stories. </p>Mark Jacobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13923207842650580951noreply@blogger.com0Valenzuela, Metro Manila, Philippines14.7010556 120.9830225-13.609178236178845 85.8267725 43.011289436178842 156.1392725tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380997721052205477.post-90015161654887344282022-03-11T01:13:00.003-08:002022-03-11T01:13:32.758-08:0050 of the Worst Pick Up Lines<p> Smooth Pick Up Lines</p><p>Being confident is more important than ever. And having a smooth pick up line to go with that also helps. The tone of voice, coupled with the look of confidence, could be all that it takes. </p><p><br /></p><p>1. Girl are those space pants? Because your butt is out of this world!</p><p><br /></p><p>2. I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.</p><p><br /></p><p>3. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?</p><p><br /></p><p>4. Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!</p><p><br /></p><p>5. Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back!</p><p><br /></p><p>6. If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute cumber.</p><p><br /></p><p>7. Is summer over? Because I’m about to “fall” for you!</p><p><br /></p><p>8. There’s a massive clothes sale in my bedroom – everything is 100% off</p><p><br /></p><p>9. I lost my number…can I have yours?</p><p><br /></p><p>10. Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.</p><p><br /></p><p>11. I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.</p><p><br /></p><p>12. Is your name google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.</p><p><br /></p><p>13. Are you an onion cos I want to remove your layers.</p><p><br /></p><p>14. Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.</p><p><br /></p><p>15. I’m glad I brought my library card because I’m checking you out.</p><p><br /></p><p>16. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.</p><p><br /></p><p>17. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material?</p><p><br /></p><p>18. Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.</p><p><br /></p><p>19. Are those mirrors in your pants? Because I can see myself in them!</p><p><br /></p><p>20. I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine was just stolen.</p><p><br /></p><p>21. Are those space pants? Because your butt looks out of this world.</p><p><br /></p><p>22. Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da-balm.</p><p><br /></p><p>23. Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes.</p><p><br /></p><p>24. Do you have a bandaid? Cause I hurt my knee falling for you!</p><p><br /></p><p>25. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.</p><p><br /></p><p>26. Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless.</p><p><br /></p><p>27. We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.</p><p><br /></p><p>28. This may be cheesy, but I think you’re grate.</p><p><br /></p><p>29. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.</p><p><br /></p><p>30. I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.</p><p><br /></p><p>31. If you were a booger I’d pick you first </p><p><br /></p><p>32. Did you sit in sugar? Because you have a sweet ass.</p><p><br /></p><p>33. We’re you born a mermaid, because you were a mermaid for me.</p><p><br /></p><p>34. Your hand looks heavy; can I hold it for you?</p><p><br /></p><p>35. Is your name honey? Cuz I’d love to drizzle you on my bland day.</p><p><br /></p><p>36. Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.</p><p><br /></p><p>37. I’m finding it really hard to breathe. U just keep on taking my breath away.</p><p><br /></p><p>38. Have you got the time… I’ve got the time if you’ve got the place!</p><p><br /></p><p>39. Are you glitter because you add sparkle to my life?</p><p><br /></p><p>40. Are you sitting on the F5 key? ‘Cause your ass is refreshing!</p><p><br /></p><p>41. Let’s commit the perfect crime- I’ll steal your heart, you steal mine.</p><p><br /></p><p>42. Do you wanna grab a coffee because I like you a latte?</p><p><br /></p><p>43. Hello! I guess you are looking for Mr. Right. Well, that’s me!</p><p><br /></p><p>44. My mom said she found a beautiful and intelligent girl for me. Is that you?</p><p><br /></p><p>45. How does it feel to be so gorgeous?</p><p><br /></p><p>46. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?</p><p><br /></p><p>47. If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.</p><p><br /></p><p>48. Do you know what’s on today’s menu? It’s Me ‘n’ U.</p><p><br /></p><p>49. Are you a doctor? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.</p><p><br /></p><p>50. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.</p>Mark Jacobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13923207842650580951noreply@blogger.com0Valenzuela, Metro Manila, Philippines14.7010556 120.9830225-13.609178236178845 85.8267725 43.011289436178842 156.1392725tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380997721052205477.post-14556281048804108362022-03-11T01:11:00.005-08:002022-03-11T01:11:58.920-08:00wattpad pickup lines idea<p> 50 Funny Pick Up Lines</p><p>Laughter is an integral part of life, and when it comes to pick up lines, this is no exception. Making someone smile can break down all sorts of barriers and give you a fighting chance at walking away with the prize. </p><p><br /></p><p>1. Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.</p><p><br /></p><p>2. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.</p><p>3. I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.</p><p><br /></p><p>4. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.</p><p><br /></p><p>5. Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.</p><p><br /></p><p>6. Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get!</p><p><br /></p><p>7. You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.</p><p><br /></p><p>8. You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.</p><p><br /></p><p>9. Knock-knock. (Who’s there?) When where? (When where who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you.</p><p><br /></p><p>10. Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.</p><p><br /></p><p>11. Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!</p><p><br /></p><p>12. If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!</p><p><br /></p><p>13. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?</p><p><br /></p><p>14. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?</p><p><br /></p><p>15. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?</p><p><br /></p><p>16. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!</p><p><br /></p><p>17. Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!</p><p><br /></p><p>18. I was wondering if you had an extra heart…because mine was just stolen.</p><p><br /></p><p>19. Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!</p><p><br /></p><p>20. I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!</p><p><br /></p><p>21. If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!</p><p><br /></p><p>22. Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you’re the best a man can get!</p><p><br /></p><p>23. Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea.</p><p><br /></p><p>24. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.</p><p><br /></p><p>25. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.</p><p><br /></p><p>Next: 82 Dark Humor Jokes</p><p><br /></p><p>26. Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?</p><p><br /></p><p>27. Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!</p><p><br /></p><p>28. I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!</p><p><br /></p><p>29. Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a-cutie!</p><p><br /></p><p>30. You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business!</p><p><br /></p><p>31. I’m good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.</p><p><br /></p><p>32. I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.</p><p><br /></p><p>33. If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d give you a 9, because I’m the 1 you’re missing.</p><p><br /></p><p>34. You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.</p><p><br /></p><p>35. You must be a bank loan, cause you’ve got my interest.</p><p><br /></p><p>36. I’ve got 1-ply, I’ve got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.</p><p><br /></p><p>37. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?</p><p><br /></p><p>38. If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!</p><p><br /></p><p>39. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.</p><p><br /></p><p>40. Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.</p><p><br /></p><p>41. There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.</p><p><br /></p><p>42. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I See.</p><p><br /></p><p>43. You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.</p><p><br /></p><p>44. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?</p><p><br /></p><p>45. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?</p><p><br /></p><p>46. Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.</p><p><br /></p><p>47. You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!</p><p><br /></p><p>48. I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card. ‘Cause I am totally checking you out!</p><p><br /></p><p>49. If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!</p><p><br /></p><p>50. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.</p>Mark Jacobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13923207842650580951noreply@blogger.com0Valenzuela, Metro Manila, Philippines14.7010556 120.9830225-13.609178236178845 85.8267725 43.011289436178842 156.1392725tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380997721052205477.post-59812354076073706142022-03-11T01:10:00.001-08:002022-03-11T01:10:08.169-08:00pinterest pickup lines idea<p> Cheesy Pick Up Lines</p><p>Corny pickup lines can often backfire, but if they are delivered correctly, it can bring laughter to a room that would otherwise be clouded by darkness. Be careful, though, not everyone is a fan of such lines. </p><p><br /></p><p>1. If I said you had a good body would you hold it against me?</p><p><br /></p><p>2. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?</p><p><br /></p><p>3. Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.</p><p><br /></p><p>4. You’re so sweet you must be made out of chocolate.</p><p><br /></p><p>5. Did you hurt yourself when you fell from Heaven?</p><p><br /></p><p>6. Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!</p><p><br /></p><p>7. Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.</p><p><br /></p><p>8. Hold out hand: “Hey I’m going for a walk. Will you hold this for me?”</p><p><br /></p><p>9. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”</p><p><br /></p><p>10. Are you a cake, “Because I want a piece of that.”</p><p>11. Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest. </p><p><br /></p><p>12. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!</p><p><br /></p><p>13. Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.</p><p><br /></p><p>14. I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.</p><p><br /></p><p>15. On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you lack.</p><p><br /></p><p>16. Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you.</p><p><br /></p><p>17. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!</p><p><br /></p><p>18. Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?</p><p><br /></p><p>19. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.</p><p><br /></p><p>20. Your phone has GPS, right? Because I’m totally going to get lost in those *insert color* eyes.</p><p><br /></p><p>21. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?</p><p><br /></p><p>22. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?</p><p><br /></p><p>23. Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.</p><p><br /></p><p>24. Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.</p><p><br /></p><p>25. Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.</p><p><br /></p><p>26. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?</p><p><br /></p><p>27. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.</p><p><br /></p><p>28. You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?</p><p><br /></p><p>29. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.</p><p><br /></p><p>30. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?</p><p><br /></p><p>31. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.</p><p>32. Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I’ve found his missing angel.</p><p><br /></p><p>33. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.</p><p><br /></p><p>34. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.</p><p><br /></p><p>35. What’s a smart, attractive man like myself doing without your phone number?</p><p><br /></p><p>36. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?</p><p><br /></p><p>37. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?</p><p><br /></p><p>38. I would say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.</p><p><br /></p><p>39. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.</p><p><br /></p><p>40. Is your name Google? Because you got everything I am searching for.</p><p><br /></p><p>41. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.</p><p><br /></p><p>42. Did I tell you I’m writing a book? It’s a phone book and it’s missing your number.</p><p><br /></p><p>43. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?</p><p><br /></p><p>44. Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.</p><p><br /></p><p>45 Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!</p><p><br /></p><p>46. I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.</p><p><br /></p><p>47. I’m not stalking you, I’m doing research!</p><p><br /></p><p>48. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.</p><p><br /></p><p>49. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.</p><p><br /></p><p>50. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?</p>Mark Jacobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13923207842650580951noreply@blogger.com0Valenzuela, Metro Manila, Philippines14.7010556 120.9830225-13.609178236178845 85.8267725 43.011289436178842 156.1392725tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380997721052205477.post-83247026705753752122022-03-08T05:58:00.005-08:002022-03-08T05:58:50.309-08:00cheesy diskarte 2022<p> – “kung mahal mo ako papayag ka” :-)</p><p><br /></p><p>And a piece of advice from Sulatkamay :-)</p><p>– Miss/Name of the girl, samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist pag libre ka. Sabi kasi nung doctor dalin ko daw yung kinababaliwan ko.</p><p>– You: Tapos na ba exams nyo?</p><p>Girl: Bakit?</p><p>You: Para ako naman sagutin mo.</p><p><br /></p><p>– Patulong naman sa Physics here’s the problem:</p><p>If car A & car B left at the same time with car A at 160kph & car B at 180kph,</p><p>How long will I wait for you to be with me?</p><p><br /></p><p>– Di ko naman pinipilit na maging akin ka eh, ang sakin lang naman… maging sayo ako</p><p><br /></p><p>– Aanhin pa ang damo kung sayo palang patay na patay na ako.</p><p>– Bukas sisingilin ko na yung bayad mo sa renta…</p><p>Tagal mo na kasing naninirahan sa puso ko eh.</p><p><br /></p><p>– Uy pa picture tayo!!</p><p>para ma-develop tayo!</p><p><br /></p><p>– meron ka bang eraser?</p><p>hindi kasi kita mabura sa isip ko.</p><p><br /></p><p>– Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh..</p><p>coz’ all i ever think of is you..</p><p><br /></p><p>– Miss. hindi kita kaya ipakulong. kahit ninakaw mo puso ko.</p><p><br /></p><p>– Ang galing mo pala sa puzzle…</p><p>Kase kakaumpisa pa lang ng araw ko, binuo mo na.</p><p><br /></p><p>– Buti pa ang keyboard magkatabi ang U & I.</p><p><br /></p><p>– Sa mga madalas sa starbucks</p><p>“Pakihawak naman nitong mocha frap ko.”</p><p>Pagka sauli sa iyo sabay tikim.</p><p>“Thank you ha… kulang lang kasi sa tamis.”</p><p><br /></p><p>– boy: alam mo ba? ang bigas, gasolina, pamasahe, tuition fee, isda, karne, lahat sila nagmamahalan…</p><p>girl: eh ano ngayon?</p><p>boy: tayo na lang kaya ang hindi!</p><p>– “Mula ngayon gusto ko malaman mo,</p><p>Ako na ang magpapaaral sayo….</p><p>Basta pagaralan mo lang ay ang mahalin ako”</p><p><br /></p><p>– Excuse me, tatanong ko lang kung didiretsuhin ko bang daan na ‘to,</p><p>O may ibang shortcut sa puso mo?</p><p><br /></p><p>– Miss.. para kang video game.</p><p>ayaw kung ma-game over eh.</p><p><br /></p><p>– magtatayo ako ng tindahan, mura lahat ng bilihin…</p><p>pero sa iyo lang ako MAGMAMAHAL</p><p><br /></p><p>– naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight? o gusto mong dumaan ako ulit?</p><p><br /></p><p>– Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..</p><p>Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..</p><p><br /></p><p>– Can i take your picture??</p><p>‘Coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!!</p><p><br /></p><p>– Sana “V” na lang ako..</p><p>Para I’m always right next to “U”</p><p>– (Name of the Girl), sa dinadami ng babaeng dumaan sa buhay ko.Ni isa wala pa akong minahal.kung sakali ngayon pa lang. isang bagay lang ang ikinakatakot ko..ang malamang mahal mo na ako pero may kapiling na akong iba..</p><p><br /></p><p>– Wag kang maooffend ha… Pero sa tingin ko magnanakaw ang mga magulang mo… Ninakaw lahat ng bituin sa langit at inilagay sa mga mata mo</p><p><br /></p><p>– Uy sabi ng doctor malala na daw ang sakit ko sa puso… dalawa na lang daw ang option…either ICU or you see me…</p><p><br /></p><p>– Lam mo kasi parang nabili ko na lahat ng gusto ko kasi nasa akin ka</p><p><br /></p><p>– Me: Sino dito ang may gusto ng party after graduation?</p><p>Classmate: Mas gusto kita….</p><p><br /></p><p>– Sana telepono na lang ako</p><p>para may pag-asang sagutin mo….</p><p><br /></p><p>– “Patingin nga ng kamay mo.</p><p>Hindi naman pala ganun kalaki, ba’t hawak mo buong mundo ko?”</p><p><br /></p><p>– “Pagtiningnan kita, pwedeng tingan mo rin ako?</p><p>Para may pagtingin tayo sa isa’t isa.”</p><p><br /></p><p>– “Sana ako na lang ang right hand mo.</p><p>para tuwing National anthem, ako ang nasa puso mo.”</p><p><br /></p><p>– Ipa-blood test mo kaya ako????</p><p>para malaman mong ikaw ang type ko… ^_^</p><p><br /></p><p>– guy: kelan ba kita tu2busin?</p><p>gurl: bakit?!</p><p>guy: laki na kasi ng interes ko sayo!</p><p><br /></p><p>– Accountant : hindi ako balansyado!</p><p>target: baket?</p><p>accountant : wala ka kasi sa buhay ko</p><p><br /></p><p>– Diabetic : delikado buhay ko sa iyo</p><p>target : baket?</p><p>diabetic : diabetic ako, bawal ang matamis, and you the sweetest person i know..</p><p><br /></p><p>– Mag empake ka… sama ka sakin… punta tayo home for the aged……</p><p>Kasi i wanna grow old with you…</p><p><br /></p><p>– Alam mo bang parang 7-11 ang puso ko?…</p><p>Kasi 24 oras bukas para sayo…..</p><p><br /></p><p>– Nung mahalin kita…..daig ko pa ang na traffic sa edsa…</p><p>I can’t move on….</p><p><br /></p><p>– “Pag ako gumawa ng planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis ko..</p><p>Para sayo lang iikot ang mundo ko..”</p><p><br /></p><p>– You look like someone I know,</p><p>My next Girlfriend</p>Mark Jacobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13923207842650580951noreply@blogger.com0Valenzuela, Metro Manila, Philippines14.7010556 120.9830225-13.609178236178845 85.8267725 43.011289436178842 156.1392725tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380997721052205477.post-52536695373719655172022-03-07T04:10:00.001-08:002022-03-07T04:10:32.653-08:00Pickup Pickup Boy Pickup<p> 3. Uy papicture tayo!!</p><p>*** para ma-develop tayo!!</p><p><br /></p><p>4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita??</p><p>*** hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..</p><p><br /></p><p>5. Can i take your picture??</p><p>*** coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!!</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p> </p><p>6. Exam ka ba??</p><p>*** gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!</p><p><br /></p><p>7. Lecture mo ba ako??</p><p>*** lab kasi kita..</p><p><br /></p><p>8. Centrum ka ba??</p><p>*** kasi you make my life complete!!</p><p><br /></p><p>9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??</p><p>*** para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..</p><p><br /></p><p>10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??</p><p>*** ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p> </p><p>11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??</p><p>*** kasi type kita..</p><p><br /></p><p>12. I hate to say this but… You are like my underwear..</p><p>*** coz i can’t last a day without you!!</p><p><br /></p><p>13. Ibibili kita ng salbabida..</p><p>*** kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..</p><p><br /></p><p>14. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??</p><p>*** single kasi ako eh..</p><p><br /></p><p>15.Me lisensya ka ba??</p><p>*** coz you’re driving me crazy eh..</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p> </p><p>16. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??</p><p>*** may sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko..</p><p><br /></p><p>17. Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh..</p><p>*** coz all i ever think of is you..</p><p><br /></p><p>18. I’m a bee..</p><p>*** can you be my honey??</p><p><br /></p><p>19. Nakakatakot diba ang multo??</p><p>*** pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko..</p><p><br /></p><p>20. Am i a bad shooter??</p><p>*** coz i keep on missing you..</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p> </p><p>22. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??</p><p>*** Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??</p><p><br /></p><p>23. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??</p><p>*** kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..</p><p><br /></p><p>24. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??</p><p>*** because you give meaning to my life..</p><p><br /></p><p>25. Bangin ka ba??</p><p>*** nahuhulog kasi ako sa’yo..</p><p><br /></p><p>26. Pustiso ka ba??</p><p>*** kasi, can’t smile without you..</p><p><br /></p><p>27. Pagod na pagod ka na noh??</p><p>*** maghapon kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..</p><p><br /></p><p>28. Me butas ba puso mo??</p><p>*** kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!!</p><p><br /></p><p>29. Anung height mo??</p><p>*** ha?? pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko..</p><p><br /></p><p>30. Hey, did you fart??</p><p>*** coz you blew me away!!</p><p><br /></p><p>31. Sana “T” na lang ako..</p><p>*** para i’m always right next to “U”</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p> </p><p>32. Are you Jamaican??</p><p>*** kasi Ja-maican me crazy!!</p><p><br /></p><p>33. Nde tayo tao.. Nde tayo hayop.</p><p>***BAGAY tayo. BAGAY tlga tayo.</p><p><br /></p><p>34. Ako ay isang exam..</p><p><br /></p><p>***kaya sagutin mo na ako…</p><p><br /></p><p>35. Favorite Subject mo ba geometry</p><p>***kasi kahit saang angle ka tignan ang ganda mo eh! Which one is your favorite?</p><p><br /></p><p>napanaginipan kita kagabi, pero nagising ako na unan ko lang ang yakap ko. pero alam mo kung ano gusto kong mangyari? yung mapanaginipan ko yung unan ko tapos magising ako na ikaw ang yakap ko!</p><p><br /></p><p>Kung ako’y pamasahe, ikaw naman ay gasolina…</p><p>Alam mo kung bakit?</p><p><br /></p><p>Hope you also like this list of sweet pick up lines tagalog…</p>Mark Jacobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13923207842650580951noreply@blogger.com0Valenzuela, Metro Manila, Philippines14.7010556 120.9830225-13.609178236178845 85.8267725 43.011289436178842 156.1392725tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380997721052205477.post-63623423593444616892022-03-06T05:01:00.006-08:002022-03-06T05:01:59.380-08:00Flirt Pickup Lines<p> Anong panulat ang gamit mo? di kasi kita mabura sa isip ko eh.</p><p>(What pen did you use? Because I can’t erase you from my mind.)</p><p><br /></p><p>Bomba ka ba? Sumasabog kasi kagandahan mo.</p><p>(Are you a bomb? Because you are an explosion of beauty.)</p><p><br /></p><p>Pizza ka ba? Crust kasi kita eh.</p><p>(Are you pizza? Because I have a ‘crust’ on you.)</p><p><br /></p><p>Ngayon ka lang ba inaresto? Ilegal kasi maging kasing ganda mo.</p><p>(Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.)</p><p><br /></p><p>Mainit ba dito o ikaw ba yun?</p><p>(Is it hot in here or is it just you?)</p><p><br /></p><p>Mayroon ka bang mapa? Nawawala kasi ako sa mga mata mo.</p><p>(Do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes.)</p><p><br /></p><p>Sumbong kita sa pulis. Ninakaw mo kasi puso ko.</p><p>(I will tell the police on you, because you stole my heart.)</p><p><br /></p><p>Pagod ka siguro? Kasi buong araw, tumatakbo ka sa isip ko.</p><p>(You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day.)</p><p><br /></p><p>Hotwater ka ba? Napapaso kasi ako sa pagmamahal mo.</p><p>(Are you hot water? Your love is so warm, it burns.)</p><p><br /></p><p>Crayola ka ba? Kasi nagbibigay ka ng kulay sa buhay ko.</p><p>(Are you a Crayola? Because you give color to my life.)</p><p><br /></p><p>Tao ka ba? Naninigurado lang.</p><p>(Are you human? Just making sure.)</p><p><br /></p><p>Kumain ka ba ng asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo.</p><p>(Did you eat sugar? Because you have a sweet smile.)</p><p><br /></p><p>Anong pakiramdam ba ang maging pinaka magandang babae dito?</p><p>(How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in the room?)</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p> </p><p>Naniniwala ka ba sa pag ibig sa unang tingin? O gusto mong daanan uli ako?</p><p>(Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?)</p><p><br /></p><p>Pwede ba kitang abutin? kasi ikaw ang Pangarap ko eh.</p><p>(Can I reach you? Because you are my goal.)</p><p><br /></p><p>Paumanhin, nawala ko ang numero ko. Puede bang mahiram yung sayo?</p><p>(Excuse me, I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?)</p><p><br /></p><p>Ibon ka ba? Lumilipad ka kasi sa utak ko.</p><p>(Are you a bird? Because you’ve been flying around in my head.)</p><p><br /></p><p>Computer ka ba? Sarap mo kasing iturn-on.</p><p>(Are you a computer? Because it feels good to turn you on.)</p><p><br /></p><p>Lason ka ba? kasi nakahanda akong mamatay matikman ka lang.</p><p>(Are you poison? Because I am ready to die just to have a taste of you.)</p><p><br /></p><p>Tambutso ka ba? Umuusok kasi kagandahan at kaseksihan mo.</p><p><br /></p><p> </p><p><br /></p><p>(Are you a tail pipe? Because you are smoking hot.)</p><p><br /></p><p>Ihi ka ba? kasi kinikilig ako pag paparating ka na.</p><p>(Are you urine? Because I get shaky when you are about to come near.)</p><p><br /></p><p>Magnanakaw ako. Nanakawin ko ang puso mo.</p><p>(I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.)</p><p><br /></p><p>Glue ka ba? Kasi nakadikit ka sa isipan ko.</p><p>(Are you glue? Because you’re stuck in my mind.)</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p> </p><p>Anong height mo? Pa'no ka nagkasya sa puso ko?</p><p><br /></p><p>Centrum ka ba? Kasi you make my life complete!</p><p><br /></p><p>Sana ulan ka at lupa ako... Para kahit gaano kalakas ang patak mo, sakin parin ang bagsak mo.</p><p><br /></p><p>Espanyol ka ba? Sinakop mo kasi puso ko.</p><p><br /></p><p>Twitter ka ba? Because you’re so tweet!</p><p><br /></p><p>Alam mo ba na scientist ako? At ikaw yung LAB ko.</p><p><br /></p><p>Ini-SMALL ka ba nila? Wag ka mag-alala inii-BIG naman kita.</p><p><br /></p><p>May lahi ka bang keyboard? Type kasi kita.</p><p><br /></p><p>Utang ka ba? Kasi habang tumatagal, lumalaki INTERES ko sayo.</p><p><br /></p><p>Aanhin pa ang gravity... Kung lagi lang akong mahuhulog sa iyo?</p><p><br /></p><p> </p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>Pwede bang magpa-blood test? Para malaman mo na type kita.</p><p><br /></p><p>Nabibingi ka na ba? Cuz my heart has been screaming out your name for quite some time now!</p><p><br /></p><p>Exam ka ba? Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!</p><p><br /></p><p>Pwede ba kita maging driver? Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko</p><p><br /></p><p>May butas ba yang puso mo? Natrap kasi ako, can't find my way out.</p><p><br /></p><p>Pustiso ka ba? Kasi I can't smile without you.</p>Mark Jacobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13923207842650580951noreply@blogger.com0Valenzuela, Metro Manila, Philippines14.7010556 120.9830225-13.609178236178845 85.8267725 43.011289436178842 156.1392725tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380997721052205477.post-11688685700526384932022-03-05T05:15:00.007-08:002022-03-05T05:15:56.489-08:00more cheesy pickup lines<p> More Cheesy Pinoy Pickup Lines</p><p>1) Kumain ka ba ng asukal? – ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo.</p><p>2) I’m a bee – can you be my honey?</p><p>3) May lahi ka bang keyboard? – type kasi kita</p><p>4) Papupulis kita! – ninakaw mo kasi puso ko</p><p>5) Are you a dictionary? – coz you add meaning to my life</p><p>6) I lost my number – can I have yours?</p><p>7) I forgot your name – can I call you mine?</p><p>8) Ice ka ba? – crush kita, okay lang?</p><p>9) Sweswertihin ka sa pagibig ngayong taon – pag naging akin ka</p><p>10) Meralco ka ba? – pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark</p><p>11) Crayola ka ba? – kasi nagbibigay ka ng kulay sa buhay ko</p><p>12) EDSA ka ba? – di kasi ako makapagmove on</p><p>13) Bangin ka ba? – nahulog kasi ako sa’yo</p><p>14) May butas ba yang puso mo? – natrap kasi ako, can’t find my way out</p><p>15) Pustiso ka ba? – kasi I can’t smile without you</p><p>16) Miss, alam mo ba? Hindi tayo Tao, hindi tayo Hayop, at hindi rin tayo Halaman, Bagay tayo, Bagay.</p><p>17) Nabibingi ka na ba? Coz my heart has been screaming out your name for quite some time now..</p><p>18) Centrum ka ba? Kasi you make my life complete!!</p><p>19) Exam ka ba? Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!</p><p>20) Pwede ba kita maging driver? Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..</p><p>21) Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako nman sagutin mo..</p><p>22) Ok lang na ako ang magbayad ng tuition fee mo..? Basta pag-aralan mo lang akong mahalin</p><p>23) Alam mo ba na scientist ako?? At ikaw yung LAB ko.</p><p>24) May lisensya ka ba? Coz you’re driving me crazy..</p><p>25) May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo? May sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko..</p><p>26) Aanhin pa ang gravity… kung lagi lang akong mahuhulog sa iyo?</p><p>27) Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton? Kasi pag kasama kita… feeling ko.. “LUCKY ME”</p><p>28) Am i a bad shooter? Coz i keep on missing you… (not exclusively pinoy. oh well)</p><p>29) Kung posporo ka at posporo din ako eh di MATCH tayo..</p><p>30) Favorite subject mo ba geometry? Kasi kahit anong angle,ang cute mo..</p><p>31) Anong height mo? Pa’no ka nagkasya sa puso ko?</p><p>32) Ang galing mo siguro sa puzzles. (Bakit?) Kasi umaga pa lang nabuo mo na araw ko…</p><p>33) Kapag ako may tindahan, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura, sayo lang hindi. …………….dahil sayo lang ako magmamahal..(nyah!)</p><p>34) Alarm clock ka ba? Ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso eh.</p><p>35) Puwede bang magpa-picture kasama ka? Para naman ma-develop tayo!</p><p>36) Pwede ka bang makatabi pag may exam? Coz i feel perfect beside you.</p><p>37) Miss may mapa ka b dyan? Para alm ko ang daan papunta sa puso mo.</p><p>38) *nadapa sa harap ng crush* “si how i fell for you?” (Sige banat pa!)</p><p>39) Excuse me! Miss alam mo ba un kasabihan ng mga Pilipino?</p><p><br /></p><p>More Pamatay Pick-Up Lines From Icebag / Elbi Pie</p><p><br /></p><p>“Aanhin pa ang damo”</p><p><br /></p><p>“Kung sau pa lang may tama na ko..”</p><p><br /></p><p>nyuhahaharrr!! nakakairita pero nakaktuwaaa iluvvvettte! ;-p</p><p><br /></p><p>Even More Cheesy Tagalog Pickup Lines</p><p><br /></p><p>yeaaahh and they’re back, beybehs~~~ hwenjoyyyy!</p><p>*may mmda ba rito?</p><p>kasi nagkabanggaan puso natin!</p><p>*asthma ka ba?</p><p>kasi you take my breath away.</p><p>*ibibili kita ng salbabida mo kasi…</p><p>malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.</p><p><br /></p><p>*meron ka bang eraser?</p><p>hindi kasi kita mabura sa isip ko.</p><p>*pokemon ka ba?</p><p>kasi I CHOOSE you! [di ba ke pikachu… ash: “pikachu! i choose you!”]</p><p>* Para kang TABLE OF CONTENTS.</p><p>Dahil ikaw ang topic ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko.</p><p>* Limang piso ka ba?</p><p>Kasi sakto ka.</p><p>* Do you drink yakult?</p><p>‘Coz everyday you’re ok.</p><p>*nasan ka kagabi?</p><p>wala ka ata sa panaginip ko! (yun yon eh!)</p><p>*I think I’m a bad player…</p><p>…because I keep on missing you</p><p>*naka-kain ka ba ng watusi?</p><p>pag nag-ssmile ka kasi, may nakikita akong spark.</p><p>* o ito english naman:</p><p>I hate all the letters of the alphabet, but I love “U”</p><p><br /></p><p>Sen Miriam Defensor Santiago Pick-up Lines</p><p><br /></p><p>*hayos to: (guy walks towards the girl na parang galit) “Miss, ok ka rin noh?! ang kapal ng mukha mo! (so medyo shocked ung girl sabay hirit ng) “Hindi pa nga kita nakikilala pina-ibig mo na ang puso ko.”</p><p>* Para kang plema</p><p>… because di ka maalis sa dibdib ko!</p><p>* Can i take ur clothes off? kahit isang beses lang…</p><p>i jst wanna know kung pano tinatago ng mga anghel ang kanilang pakpak.. (manyak!)</p><p>* Miss…SM ka ba??</p><p>kasi you’ve got it all!</p><p>*Gutom ka ba?</p><p>Tara , bubusugin kita sa pagmamahal ko.</p><p>* Matador ka ba!?</p><p>kasi ang lakas ng tama ko sayo!</p><p><br /></p><p>* May butas ba puso moh??</p><p>kasi natrap ako na aKo s loob.. cant find my way out</p><p>*Miss, umutot ka ba?</p><p>‘Cause you took my breath away. (yikes)</p><p>* Pwede ba kita maging sidecar?</p><p>single kasi ako eh..</p><p><br /></p><p>New Cheesy Tagalog Pickup Lines</p><p><br /></p><p>* Uy malala na yung sakit ko sa puso, dalawa na lang options ko para gumaling:</p><p>either ICU or U C me</p><p>* guy: miss, anung kukuning course mo?</p><p>girl: uhm gusto ko sanang magnursing…</p><p>guy: teka…magkakasakit ata ako!</p><p>* Are you a PS game?</p><p>because i hope you’re not Tekken</p><p>* My mirror ba iyung puso mo?</p><p>cause I see myself in it</p><p><br /></p><p>*o ito, strategy:</p><p><br /></p><p>Scenario: Girl and Boy with their friends in</p><p>the school canteen.</p><p>Boy: mauna na ko. *sabay grab sa hands</p><p>ng girl patayo din.*</p><p>Girl: bakit?</p><p>Boy: *pointing on a sign board that says,</p><p>“do not leave your valuable things unattended.”</p><p>>>*holds out hand* Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?</p><p>>> o ito, sagutan na ito:</p><p><br /></p><p>guy: hey there miss… i forgot your name can i call you mine??</p><p>girl: uhmmm sorry! my name is not mine…</p>Mark Jacobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13923207842650580951noreply@blogger.com0Valenzuela, Metro Manila, Philippines14.7010556 120.9830225-13.609178236178845 85.8267725 43.011289436178842 156.1392725tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380997721052205477.post-60277718096791562862022-03-04T04:52:00.004-08:002022-03-04T04:52:48.245-08:00sweet tagalog pickup lines<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEidfcRPJFLMUPfPhONIUXrzKhaazLKqKLcrYSLYEaDjCAngCmbEnM9m9-qVppsFXyncXzgZU0DmoX_4pzPU7rP2w_km3Or5jJtIYgI6BX39_cY7tJn-3i1FckBwFaxivLuh96wmKNGv9wMjJU500B38eMDf1TjL8jiOAX7iRHrgIFEjtOmw7RwjIhKk2Q=s550" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="374" data-original-width="550" height="218" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEidfcRPJFLMUPfPhONIUXrzKhaazLKqKLcrYSLYEaDjCAngCmbEnM9m9-qVppsFXyncXzgZU0DmoX_4pzPU7rP2w_km3Or5jJtIYgI6BX39_cY7tJn-3i1FckBwFaxivLuh96wmKNGv9wMjJU500B38eMDf1TjL8jiOAX7iRHrgIFEjtOmw7RwjIhKk2Q=s320" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Sweet Tagalog Pick Up Lines for Your Boyfriend</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Walang permanente sa mundo.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Kaya asahan mo pagdating ng panahon,</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">apelyedo mo na ang gamit ko.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">boy: hi</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">girl: hello</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">boy: i love you :’></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">girl: iLoveyoutoo</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">boy: Sira ba spacebar mo?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">gir;l: HINDI, wala lang akong space, para magmahal pa ng iba.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Ang laki ng pinagkaiba nyo ni Rizal.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: bakit?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Kasi si Rizal nasa piso.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Pero ikaw nasa puso ko.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Maglaro tayo ng kahit ano, wag lang taguan.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Bakit?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Kasi “A Boy like you is impossible to find”</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Pag laki ko, gusto ko maging Engineer. Eh ikaw?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Paglaki ko, gusto ko maging sa’yo!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: call a cop.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Bakit? ano nangyari?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: kasi someone stole my heart.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Sana naging issue na lang ako sa “Failon Ngayon”</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Bakit?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Para pwede kong sabihing, “Sa akin, may pakiaalam ka!”</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Uling ka ba?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Nagbabaga na damdamin ko sayo eh</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Kapuso ka ba?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Bakit?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Kasi pinapatanong ng Nanay ko kung kailan ka magiging KAPAMILYA.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Alam mo kung GATAS ka, ikaw ay NIDO.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Bakit?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Kasi, “You’re my no.1″</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Best Sweet Tagalog Pick Up Lines for Your Girlfriend</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Here is the list of sweet tagalog pick up lines for your Girlfriend.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Kumain ka ba ng asukal? – ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"> I’m a bee – can you be my honey?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Pwede ba kita maging driver? Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Ok lang na ako ang magbayad ng tuition fee mo..? Basta pag-aralan mo lang akong mahalin</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"> Aanhin pa ang gravity… kung lagi lang akong mahuhulog sa iyo?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Favorite subject mo ba geometry? Kasi kahit anong angle,ang cute mo..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Ang galing mo siguro sa puzzles. (Bakit?) Kasi umaga pa lang nabuo mo na araw ko…</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako nman sagutin mo..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">May butas ba yang puso mo? – natrap kasi ako, can’t find my way out</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Meralco ka ba? – pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Best Dirty Pick Up Lines Tagalog 2021</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">If you are looking for best dirty pick up lines tagalog for 2021, or manyak pick up lines tagalog, Wild pick up lines for guys Tagalog, manyak pick up lines tagalog for Girlfriend, and manyak pick up lines in English.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Miss may lahi ka bang baril? kasi kung meron man, pwede bang patira kahit isang putok lang!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Miss! Sawsawan ka ba? Pwedeng pa Dip?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Hey I’m Looking for treasure, can I look around your chest?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Youre good at mathematics, right? would you say 69 was a perfect square?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">The word of the day is “legs”. Let’s say we head back to your place and spread the word.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Hi, Im an astranaut, and my next mission is to explore uranus.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Miss troso kaba? ang sarap mong sibakin.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Miss freezer ka ba? Tinitigasan ako sau eh!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Para kang halaman…. Minsan tigang ka, kaya gusto kitang diligan.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Miss bulbul ka ba? ang gulo mu eh!!!!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">miss nawawala virginity jo… pwede ko bang makuha sayo?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Miss, para kang ilong, pwede ba kitang kalikutin?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">I think I could fall madly in bed with you</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">I’m peanut butter. You’re jelly.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">I don’t think I want babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Does your name start with “C” because I can “C” us getting down.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">I’m having trouble sleeping by myself. Can you sleep with me?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Are you Dracula? You looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Can I borrow your lips?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m coming home with you.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s Kisses out of business.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Best Pick Up Lines in English</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Here’s the list of best pick up lines in English with a combination of pick-up lines in English about Love, funny sweet, and cheesy pick up lines.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running Heaven?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">No wonder the sky is gray (or dark, if at night)—all the color is in your eyes.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and believe me—I’ve been looking a long time.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely… So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">In my opinion, there are three kinds of beautiful: Cute, pretty, and sexy. Somehow, you manage to be all three.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">English pick up Lines Sweet</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Here is the list of sweet pick up lines for your loved ones.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and believe me—I’ve been looking a long time.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"> Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Sweet Tagalog Pick up Lines for Your Boyfriend</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"> Do you need some Tagalog pick up lines to say for your boyfriend? Alternatively, are you looking for lines to impress your crush? Look no further because we have compiled a list of the Top 10 Smooth Pick Up Lines For Him In 2021!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Walang permanente sa mundo.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Kaya asahan mo pagdating ng panahon,</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">apelyedo mo na ang gamit ko.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">boy: hi</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">girl: hello</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">boy: i love you :’></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">girl: iLoveyoutoo</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">boy: Sira ba spacebar mo?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">gir;l: HINDI, wala lang akong space, para magmahal pa ng iba.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Ang laki ng pinagkaiba nyo ni Rizal.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: bakit?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Kasi si Rizal nasa piso.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Pero ikaw nasa puso ko.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Maglaro tayo ng kahit ano, wag lang taguan.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Bakit?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Kasi “A Boy like you is impossible to find”</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Pag laki ko, gusto ko maging Engineer. Eh ikaw?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Paglaki ko, gusto ko maging sa’yo!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: call a cop.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Bakit? ano nangyari?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: kasi someone stole my heart.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Sana naging issue na lang ako sa “Failon Ngayon”</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Bakit?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Para pwede kong sabihing, “Sa akin, may pakiaalam ka!”</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Uling ka ba?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Nagbabaga na damdamin ko sayo eh</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Kapuso ka ba?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Bakit?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Kasi pinapatanong ng Nanay ko kung kailan ka magiging KAPAMILYA.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Alam mo kung GATAS ka, ikaw ay NIDO.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Bakit?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Kasi, “You’re my no.1″</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Sweet Tagalog Pick up Lines for Your Girlfriend 2021</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Looking for Sweet pick up lines in tagalog for your girlfriend? Well, See the list below of top 10 Best Tagalog Pick up lines for your Girlfriend.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">1. Have you eaten your breakfast? – Co’z your smile is sweet.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"> 2. I’m a bee – can you be my honey?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">3. Pwede ba kita maging driver? Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">4. Ok lang na ako ang magbayad ng tuition fee mo..? Basta pag-aralan mo lang akong mahalin</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">5. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">6. Favorite subject mo ba geometry? Kasi kahit anong angle,ang cute mo..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">7. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">8. Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako nman sagutin mo..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">9. May butas ba yang puso mo? – natrap kasi ako, can’t find my way out</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">10. It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Hugot Pick up Lines Tagalog</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Painful Tagalog Hugot Pick Up Lines This 2021 – Hugot lines are excruciating to hear. Some are amusing, while others are terribly painful. Here are some painful Tagalog hugot pick up lines.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Sinanay mo pa akong nandiyan ka</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Aalis ka lang man din pala…</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Jeep nga umaalis kapag napuno….</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Tao pa kaya?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Hindi tanga ang taong sobrang nagmahal.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Mas tanga yung taong minahal ng sobra pero naghanap ng iba</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Ang love parang sports.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Kaya mo bang maipanalo ang isang laro kung reserba ka lang?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Aanhin pa natin ang April Fool’s Day</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Araw-araw ka namang niloloko.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Ang love parang bayad sa dyip,</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Minsan hindi nasusuklian.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Ang hirap magmahal ng manhid. Pero manhid ba talaga o iba lang ang mahal niya?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Ang pag-ibig mo sa kanya ay parang Domino.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Nahulog ka sa kanya pero siya, nahulog sa iba.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Kung may iba na siya, hayaan mo siyang magpakasaya.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Hindi ka naman bayani para ipaglaban mo siya.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Aanhin pa ang tiwala.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Kung ang bawat hinala ay laging tumatama.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Cheesy Pick up Lines In Tagalog</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Below are the of cheesy pick up lines in Tagalog that will surely melt your heart.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Hindi lahat ng buhay ay buhay. Tingnan mo ‘ko – buhay nga pero patay na patay naman sa ‘yo!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Tulisan ba tatay mo? Kasi nabihag mo puso ko.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Kapuso ka ba?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Bakit?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Kasi pinapatanong ng Nanay ko kung kailan ka magiging KAPAMILYA.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Centrum ka ba? Kasi, you make my life complete!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Top view, side view, bottom view, kahit anong view, I love view.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Amo ba kita? Bakit inaalila mo ang puso ko?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Pustiso ka ba? ‘Coz I can’t smile without you.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Di ka naman camera, pero tuwing nakikita kita, napapangiti ako.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Tatakbo ka ba sa eleksyon? Kasi, botong-boto sa yo ang parents ko.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Dalawang beses lang naman kita gusto makasama… ‘now’ and ‘forever.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Pick up Lines Tagalog Nakakakilig</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Here are the nakakakilig na pick up lines in tagalog.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Alam mo para akong ice cream pag andiyan ka.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Bakit naman?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Kasi natutunaw ako pagkasama ka</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Ouch! nasugatan kamay ko.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Akina kiss ko..para mabilis gumaling</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl:Thanks</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Sa labi ba hindi ka nasugatan?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Hindi naman. Bakit?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Para makiss ko din.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Can I strip your clothes off?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Bakit?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Because I want to know how angels hide their wings.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Kung nagugutom ako at kelangan ko</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">ng isang taong makakapagpabusog sa akin,</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">pwede ba kitang lapitan at sabihin..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">“Pakagat naman kahit sa labi man lang.”</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Miss, ikaw ang Lupang Hinirang ko…</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Alam ko na yan, sasabihin mo tinatayuan ka no?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Hindi, handa akong…Mamataaaay ng daaahiil sayooooooo</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: “Alam mo ok ka sana eh, maganda ka, matalino,</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">pero may kulang sa pangalan mo eh.”</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: “Ano?”</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: “Apelyido ko…”</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy Banat: Ang buhay ko parang nakasakay sa seesaw…</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl Banat: Bakit</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy Banat: Kasi pag wala ka, Down ako!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Kahit kailan hindi na ko iinom! Goodbye alak!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Really? Magbabagong buhay ka na?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Hindi ah, bakit pa ko mag aalak, eh sayo pa lang ang lakas na ng tama ko.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: hi…. can i be your textmate?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: I got your number from heaven,</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: you’re an angel in disguise right?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: May band-aid ka miss?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Bakit?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Nahulog kasi ako eh… Nahulog ako sayo.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy Banat: Para kang alak..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl Banat: Bakit?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy Banat: Kasi habang tumatagal lalo kang sumasarap.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Parang flag ceremony parati ang drama ko pag napapadaan ka</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Bakit?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Napapatigil ako. Napapahawak pa ako sa puso ko at napapakanta.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Para kang Oatmeal</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Bakit?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Coz’ you’re good to my heart ..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Best Tagalog Pick Up Lines About Love</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">This collection of the Best Tagalog Pick Up Lines About Love will make you feel loved. You can’t help but smile and feel “kilig” whenever you get that sudden feeling. It’s as if you’ve finally gotten what you wanted.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Eh ano ko kung mataba ka?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">I love you</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Just the WEIGH you are</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Pupunta na kami sa gyera bukas…</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Kung tatamaan man ako, sana ‘wag sa puso</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">kasi syempre nandun ka</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Can I strip your clothes off?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Bakit?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Because I want to know how angels hide their wings.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Kung nagugutom ako at kelangan ko</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">ng isang taong makakapagpabusog sa akin,</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">pwede ba kitang lapitan at sabihin..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">“Pakagat naman kahit sa labi man lang.”</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Miss, ikaw ang Lupang Hinirang ko…</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Alam ko na yan, sasabihin mo tinatayuan ka no?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Hindi, handa akong…Mamataaaay ng daaahiil sayooooooo</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: “Alam mo ok ka sana eh, maganda ka, matalino,</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">pero may kulang sa pangalan mo eh.”</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: “Ano?”</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: “Apelyido ko…”</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Data gusto ko lang kita ma-meet</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Pero ngayon…</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Gusto na kitang maka-MEET</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Sa dinami-dami ng BOOK sa mundo</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">isa lang talaga ang di ko maiintindihan…</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">ang ti-BOOK ng puso ko</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Lason ka ba?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">NIlason mo kasi ang puso ko</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Ayon tuloy, patay na patay sayo!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: May band-aid ka miss?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Bakit?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Nahulog kasi ako eh… Nahulog ako sayo.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Table of contents ka ba? Ikaw kasi ang laman ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Parang flag ceremony parati ang drama ko pag napapadaan ka</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Bakit?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Napapatigil ako. Napapahawak pa ako sa puso ko at napapakanta.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Alam mo ba ang mapait sa pag-ibig?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">AMPALAYAin ka…</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Ang pag-ibig ko sayo ay parang paghinga</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Bakit ko ititigil kung alam kong di ko kaya?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Sana “T” na lang ako..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">para i’m always right next to “U”</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Sweet Pick Up Lines in Tagalog For Your Crush</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">All of these Sweet tagalog pick up lines will give you butterflies in your stomach.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">*** paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">*** ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Uy papicture tayo!!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">*** para ma-develop tayo!!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"> Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita??</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">*** hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"> Can i take your picture??</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">*** coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Ok lang na ako ang magbayad ng tuition fee mo..? Basta pag-aralan mo lang akong mahalin</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Am i a bad shooter??</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">*** coz i keep on missing you..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Please tell me you’re an electron because you have me electrified.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Are you negative? Because I’m positive and attracted to you.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Were your parents engineers? Because you have a nice design.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"> Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">*** ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"> Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">*** Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">I miss you so hard; diamond would break easier than glass.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">*** kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">*** because you give meaning to my life.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"> Bangin ka ba??</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">*** nahuhulog kasi ako sa’yo..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Pustiso ka ba??</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">*** kasi, can’t smile without you..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Pagod na pagod ka na noh??</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">*** maghapon kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">. Me butas ba puso mo??</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">*** kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Anung height mo??</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">*** ha?? pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Hey, did you fart??</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">*** coz you blew me away!!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Romantic Pick Up Lines in Tagalog</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">These Romantic Pick Up Lines in Tagalog is chock-full of phrases you’d like to hear from him and things you’d like to say to her in a unique way.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Babe, Amo ba kita?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Hindi, Bakit?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Bakit inaalila mo ang puso ko?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Hon, Kung didiretsuhin ko ba to…</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Ha?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Diretso ba to sa puso mo?!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Beh, Centrum ka ba?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Ha! Bakit?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Kasi, you make my life complete!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Honey, Ibibili kita ng salbabida mo kasi…</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Bakit naman?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Alam mo, ako ang “SCIENCE”</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Bakit?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: ikaw ang “LAB” ko</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Meron ka bang eraser?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Wala eh, bakit?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: hindi kasi kita mabura sa isip ko.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Kumakain ka ba ng asukal?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Uu naman, Bakit?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo saken.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: May MMDA ba rito?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Bakit?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Kasi nagkabanggaan puso natin!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Sa La Salle ka ba nag-aaral?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: No. Why?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Kasi tinuhog mo ang puso ko!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Pokemon ka ba?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: ha, Bakit?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: kasi I CHOOSE you!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Teleserye ka ba? </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Bakit naman?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Ang sarap mo kasing subaybayan eh!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Asthma ka ba?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Bakit?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Kasi you take my breath away.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Para kang isang pustiso..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Bakit?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: I can’t smile without you.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Kuto ka ba?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Bakit naman?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Kasi I can’t get you off my head.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Miss, mekaniko ka ba? </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Hindi, Bakit?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Kasi, ikaw na ang nagpapatakbo ng buhay ko.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Miss, pwede ka bang maging side-car?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Ha, Bakit?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Single kasi ako.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: May lahi ka bang keyboard?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Girl: Bakit?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Boy: Type kasi kita</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Sipon ka ba? Pa balik balik ka kasi sa akin eh</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Sabi ni Peter Pan, When you think happy thoughts, you fly</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Eh ba’t kapag naiisip kita, I FALL?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Kung magkakaroon ako ng sariling planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis nito, para sayo lang iikot ang mundo ko.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Aside from many pick up lines above, I have collected more than 100 Best Pick up lines whether it’s funny pick up lines or cheesy pick up lines i’m sure you’ll make someone happy.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">These Best pick up lines in English will surely make you stand out. And with these pick up lines you’ll make the conversation a little bit easy.</div></div><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiNdBQcUAVbEr124ECaaL4d8UNiZdmOVQ1NbAQ68VycA_zaF9uhKHtPeMdfrY4yNta2fCE9Amzw-s8VOHOor7hy5efOYbvMERCUBOKzZNkznU9m8R11JrosKH8ie446I4DuLWxHzZQwkVpi0iczcT1lvgdCnqFsL5HV8eQ9T2qly62jHaUx9yRR_nIjDw=s242" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="208" data-original-width="242" height="208" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiNdBQcUAVbEr124ECaaL4d8UNiZdmOVQ1NbAQ68VycA_zaF9uhKHtPeMdfrY4yNta2fCE9Amzw-s8VOHOor7hy5efOYbvMERCUBOKzZNkznU9m8R11JrosKH8ie446I4DuLWxHzZQwkVpi0iczcT1lvgdCnqFsL5HV8eQ9T2qly62jHaUx9yRR_nIjDw" width="242" /></a></div><br /><p></p>Mark Jacobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13923207842650580951noreply@blogger.com0Valenzuela, Metro Manila, Philippines14.7010556 120.9830225-13.609178236178845 85.8267725 43.011289436178842 156.1392725tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380997721052205477.post-43507044768585381922022-03-03T04:45:00.001-08:002022-03-03T06:24:32.717-08:00Funny Pickup Lines English Update 03/03/2022<p> Funny Pick Up Lines</p><p></p><ol style="text-align: left;"><li>Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?</li><li>Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?</li><li>Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.</li><li>Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?</li><li>There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.</li><li>If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.</li><li>Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?</li><li>I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.</li><li>Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!</li><li>If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.</li><li>Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.</li><li>I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.</li><li>I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.</li><li>Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?</li><li>I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.</li><li>Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.</li><li>Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!</li><li>If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.</li><li>Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?</li><li>I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?</li><li>Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.</li><li>Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.</li><li>It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.</li><li>I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.</li><li>I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.</li><li>Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.</li><li>Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.</li><li>Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!</li><li>Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.</li><li>Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.</li><li>Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.</li><li>Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.</li><li>My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.</li><li>Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.</li><li>We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.</li><li>You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.</li><li>Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.</li><li>Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.</li><li>Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!</li><li>Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.</li><li>Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?</li><li>Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away!</li><li>You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.</li></ol><p></p><div><br /></div>Mark Jacobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13923207842650580951noreply@blogger.com0Valenzuela, Metro Manila, Philippines14.7010556 120.9830225-13.609178236178845 85.8267725 43.011289436178842 156.1392725tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380997721052205477.post-12297326286951060512020-03-06T22:00:00.004-08:002022-03-03T04:47:18.515-08:00<div style="text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: x-large;"><div>Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.</div><div>I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.</div><div>I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.</div><div>Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?</div><div>I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.</div><div>Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.</div><div>Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!</div><div>If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.</div><div>Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?</div><div>I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?</div><div>Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.</div><div>Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.</div><div>It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.</div><div>I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.</div><div>I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.</div><div>Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.</div><div>Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.</div><div>Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!</div><div>Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.</div><div>Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.</div><div>Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.</div><div>Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.</div><div>My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.</div><div>Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.</div><div>We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.</div><div>You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.</div><div>Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.</div><div>Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.</div><div>Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!</div><div>Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.</div><div>Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?</div><div>Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away!</div><div>You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.</div><div><br /></div></span></div>
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Mark Jacobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13923207842650580951noreply@blogger.com0Valenzuela, Metro Manila, Philippines14.7010556 120.9830225-13.609178236178845 85.8267725 43.011289436178842 156.1392725tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380997721052205477.post-47041182570818537812020-02-26T23:11:00.002-08:002022-03-03T04:46:43.637-08:00Tagalog Pickup LinesResume na po ng mga Sweet Pickup Lines Natin<br />
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2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />*** ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..</div>
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3. Uy papicture tayo!!<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />*** para ma-develop tayo!!</div>
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4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita??<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />*** hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..</div>
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5. Can i take your picture??<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />*** coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!!</div>
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6. Exam ka ba??<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />*** gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!</div>
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7. Lecture mo ba ako??<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />*** lab kasi kita..</div>
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8. Centrum ka ba??<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />*** kasi you make my life complete!!</div>
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9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />*** para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..</div>
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10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />*** ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..</div>
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11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />*** kasi type kita..</div>
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12. I hate to say this but… You are like my underwear..<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />*** coz i can’t last a day without you!!</div>
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13. Ibibili kita ng salbabida..<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />*** kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..</div>
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14. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />*** single kasi ako eh..</div>
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15.Me lisensya ka ba??<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />*** coz you’re driving me crazy eh..</div>
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16. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />*** may sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko..</div>
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17. Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh..<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />*** coz all i ever think of is you..</div>
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18. I’m a bee..<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />*** can you be my honey??</div>
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19. Nakakatakot diba ang multo??<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />*** pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko..</div>
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20. Am i a bad shooter??<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />*** coz i keep on missing you..</div>
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22. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />*** Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??</div>
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23. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />*** kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..</div>
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24. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />*** because you give meaning to my life..</div>
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25. Bangin ka ba??<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />*** nahuhulog kasi ako sa’yo..</div>
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26. Pustiso ka ba??<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />*** kasi, can’t smile without you..</div>
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27. Pagod na pagod ka na noh??<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />*** maghapon kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..</div>
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28. Me butas ba puso mo??<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />*** kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!!</div>
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29. Anung height mo??<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />*** ha?? pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko..</div>
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30. Hey, did you fart??<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />*** coz you blew me away!!</div>
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31. Sana “T” na lang ako..<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />*** para i’m always right next to “U”</div>
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32. Are you Jamaican??<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />*** kasi Ja-maican me crazy!!</div>
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33. Nde tayo tao.. Nde tayo hayop.<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />***BAGAY tayo. BAGAY tlga tayo.</div>
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34. Ako ay isang exam..</div>
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***kaya sagutin mo na ako…</div>
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35. Favorite Subject mo ba geometry<br style="box-sizing: border-box;" />***kasi kahit saang angle ka tignan ang ganda mo eh! Which one is your favorite?</div>
Mark Jacobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13923207842650580951noreply@blogger.com0Valenzuela, Metro Manila, Philippines14.7010556 120.9830225-13.609178236178845 85.8267725 43.011289436178842 156.1392725tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380997721052205477.post-67223419981562048772020-01-03T05:44:00.002-08:002022-03-03T04:48:33.863-08:00English PickupLines Muna ngayong Bagong Taon<ul style="text-align: left;"><li>1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!</li><li>I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.</li><li>Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.</li><li> Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?</li><li>They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.</li><li> For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.</li><li> Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.</li><li>I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?</li><li> I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?</li><li>10. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.</li><li>Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?</li><li>There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.</li><li>If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.</li><li>Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?</li><li>I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.</li><li>Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!</li><li>If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.</li><li>Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.</li><li>I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.</li><li>I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.</li><li>Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?</li><li>I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.</li><li>Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.</li><li>Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!</li><li>If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.</li><li>Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?</li><li>I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?</li><li>Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.</li><li>Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.</li><li>It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.</li><li>I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.</li><li>I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.</li><li>Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.</li><li>Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.</li><li>Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!</li><li>Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because</li></ul>
Mark Jacobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13923207842650580951noreply@blogger.com0Valenzuela, Metro Manila, Philippines14.7010556 120.9830225-13.609178236178845 85.8267725 43.011289436178842 156.1392725tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380997721052205477.post-88744331012561175782019-12-27T06:20:00.003-08:002022-03-03T04:49:03.387-08:00Pickup PickupBoy: Babe, Amo ba kita?<br />
Girl: Hindi, Bakit?<br />
Boy: Bakit inaalila mo ang puso ko?<br />
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Boy: Hon, Kung didiretsuhin ko ba to...<br />
Girl: Ha?<br />
Boy: Diretso ba to sa puso mo?!<br />
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Boy: Beh, Centrum ka ba?<br />
Girl: Ha! Bakit?<br />
Boy: Kasi, you make my life complete!<br />
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Boy: Honey, Ibibili kita ng salbabida mo kasi...<br />
Girl: Bakit naman?<br />
Boy: malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.<br />
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Boy: Alam mo, ako ang "SCIENCE"<br />
Girl: Bakit?<br />
Boy: ikaw ang "LAB" ko<br />
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Boy: Meron ka bang eraser?<br />
Girl: Wala eh, bakit?<br />
Boy: hindi kasi kita mabura sa isip ko.<br />
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Boy: Kumakain ka ba ng asukal?<br />
Girl: Uu naman, Bakit?<br />
Boy: Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo saken.<br />
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Boy: May MMDA ba rito?<br />
Girl: Bakit?<br />
Boy: Kasi nagkabanggaan puso natin!<br />
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Boy: Sa La Salle ka ba nag-aaral?<br />
Girl: No. Why?<br />
Boy: Kasi tinuhog mo ang puso ko!<br />
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Boy: Pokemon ka ba?<br />
Girl: ha, Bakit?<br />
Boy: kasi I CHOOSE you!<br />
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Boy: Teleserye ka ba?<br />
Girl: Bakit naman?<br />
Boy: Ang sarap mo kasing subaybayan eh!<br />
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Boy: Asthma ka ba?<br />
Girl: Bakit?<br />
Boy: Kasi you take my breath away.<br />
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Boy: Para kang isang pustiso..<br />
Girl: Bakit?<br />
Boy: I can't smile without you.<br />
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Boy: Kuto ka ba?<br />
Girl: Bakit naman?<br />
Boy: Kasi I can't get you off my head.<br />
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Boy: Miss, mekaniko ka ba?<br />
Girl: Hindi, Bakit?<br />
Boy: Kasi, ikaw na ang nagpapatakbo ng buhay ko.<br />
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Boy: Miss, pwede ka bang maging side-car?<br />
Girl: Ha, Bakit?<br />
Boy: Single kasi ako.<br />
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Boy: May lahi ka bang keyboard?<br />
Girl: Bakit?<br />
Boy: Type kasi kitaMark Jacobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13923207842650580951noreply@blogger.com0Valenzuela, Metro Manila, Philippines14.7010556 120.9830225-13.609178236178845 85.8267725 43.011289436178842 156.1392725tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380997721052205477.post-80002854869249208962019-12-25T03:37:00.001-08:002022-03-03T04:52:25.471-08:00Merry Christmas Pickup Lines<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="background: white; border-collapse: collapse; mso-yfti-tbllook: 1184; width: 654px;">
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I've been told I'm a star
on top.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't
spell "love" with No-el.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<td style="background: #F9F9F9; border-top: solid #DDDDDD 1.0pt; border: none; mso-border-top-alt: solid #DDDDDD .75pt; padding: 6.0pt 6.0pt 6.0pt 6.0pt;" valign="top">
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want
for Christmas?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the
fireplace, but you are way hotter.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">Come sit on my lap. I've got a special gift just for you.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you
could use something horny.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">Do you hear jingle bells? No? Then I'll have to ignore the ring in my
ears like I'm ignoring the ring on your finger.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">Do you like the song "Jingle Bells"? Because you look like
you go all the way!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<td style="background: #F9F9F9; border-top: solid #DDDDDD 1.0pt; border: none; mso-border-top-alt: solid #DDDDDD .75pt; padding: 6.0pt 6.0pt 6.0pt 6.0pt;" valign="top">
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">Good tidings aren't the only thing I can give you.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm
not a flake-y person.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">How about I slip down your chimney at half past midnight?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">How about you show me peace on Earth and I'll show you good will
toward men?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">I can get you off the Naughty List.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">I can tell you're quite the elf-a male.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm
a pretty knotty girl.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">I have the stamina of a jolly, fat man - I can go all night long.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">I know when you've been bad or good...so let's skip the small talk!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear...<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #121212; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-PH;">I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the
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<br />Mark Jacobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13923207842650580951noreply@blogger.com0Valenzuela, Metro Manila, Philippines14.7010556 120.9830225-13.609178236178845 85.8267725 43.011289436178842 156.1392725tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380997721052205477.post-64523057240346256142019-12-22T19:58:00.001-08:002022-03-03T04:53:30.150-08:00english pickup lines munaDid you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off! Is your name Katniss, cuz you're starting an uprising in MY district. Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine? I'm not your cell phone, but I still want to be touched by you every day. Is there a magnet in your pants? (Why?) Cause I'm attracted to your buns of steel! I can't play the guitar but i'll sure pluck your G String "Excuse me miss, are you related to my keyboard? (No, Why?) "Cause you're just my type!" Boy: Lets play the firetruck game! Girl: How do you play? Boy: I run my fingers up your legs and you say redlight when you want me to stop Girl: Okay.... RED LIGHT! Boy: Fire trucks don't stop for red lights! Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future. Stop being pre-paid and give me a minute Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner! Are you an aspirin because I'd like to take you every 4 to 6 hours There are a lot of fish in the sea, but your the only one I'd like to mount and take back to my place Excuse me are you hiring? I heard you have an opening you need filled. Levi's should pay your ass a royalty. "Your name must be winter because you're about to be coming." Do you know the difference between you and the new iphone? The new iphone costs $700 and your priceless. What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper Do you like parties? Because you can climb up my pants and have a ball! "Is your name homework? 'Cause I'm not doing you, but I should be." I'm not Charmin, but I'd be all up in that booty.... If you were vanilla ice cream and I was hot caramel, I'd pour myself all over you Here is $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me. You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap. Girl......you are like a tall glass of water. And im telling youuuu str8 up im thirsty. If you were a word on a peice of paper you would read (fine print) Hey baby, how about we go back to your place to Netflix and chill. I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless. kissing is a language of love....... so how bout a conversation? How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your FaceBook? If you were a laser you'd be set to stunning. Baby, your lips are like candy and im the fat kid Hey girl you got a father? ....Want a daddy? If I said you had a beautiful body , would you hold it against me? There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are. Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy Baby I want to wear you like a pair of sun glasses, one leg over each ear. You're in a relationship, im in a relationship but that doesn't mean we can't have relations You must be a ship you've always been on my radar If your lips were a plug could mine be the switch. Is your address in the middle of the equator because you're so hot! If a blade of grass was sexy, then baby youd be a field. I'm not a big fan of your last name but don't worry, I can change that. If fine was a felony you'd be on death row. Motion your finger to a girl to get her to come your way. When she arrives say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum." You owe me money!! (Why?) because you've been living in my heart and not payin rent Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car. (for an overweight person)"Hey baby, do you want to put the love in these handles?" Am I in the woods cuz your a fox The only thing I want between our relationship is latex I hear you are good with puzzles, how about helping me out with this one (___) ___-____ "How about you come live in my heart and pay no rent? What's the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?" I would like to be a jeweler so I can appreciate a diamond like you every day. Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses? When your mother says she wants the best for you, she's referring to me. If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town Excuse me for interupting, and im not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if youre packing that much ass. Hey, I lost my gun holester can I use yours? Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get! Cute smile...Is that the only thing you can do with those lips? God almost didn't make you. He was afraid the angels would get jealous. Starlight, starbright why don't you come home with me tonight! Hi, I'm an fine art appraiser and your ass is priceless! You must be a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you If Santa Claus comes down your chimney, and puts you in his sack, dont worry because I wanted you for christmas I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot. If your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was christmas can I come see you between the holidays. You're so hot you would make the devil sweat. Awww.. BABY GURL YOU Aint NO DYME BECAUSE DYMES GET SPENT, BUT IN OTHER WORDS YOU A DIAMOND BECAUSE DIAMONDS LAST FOREVER See that girl over there (if yes) shes likes nails. I sure hope you prefer screws cuz I can give you alot! Is your body a map? Cause I love to travel! 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Am I pleased to see you or did I just put a canoe in my pocket You must work in a library because you just increased my circulation! Didn't I see you in Girls Gone Wild? You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there. Hey there you look good, how many guys do i have to wait behind? Do you have bones? (Yeah) Then we already have 207 things in common. Hey ,they call me coffee cause I grind so fine What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some Vitamin me. Haven't we met before?... I'm not too good with names but i'm awesome with numbers. If a kiss was a snow flake I would send you a snow storm Your name must be mickey, cause you so fine. (In reference to One Hit Wonder Song by Toni Basil) Nice pants...can i test the zipper? I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to use in the morning? Can i get your football jersey (what?) you know your name and number If I put my key in your ignition will it turn you on? I need to make a citizens arrest against you, cause it's a crime to be that fine! Your like Cigarettes, adictive as hell Did you brush your teeth this morning or do I need to taste them to find out? Did you just take a shower or is it me that's making you wet? I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to u, the PRETTY WOMAN (for an overweight person)"Hey baby, do you want to put the love in these handles?" Do u have a boyfriend? Well, when u want a MANfriend, give me a call. Hey baby, are you a tsunami? Cause you can rock my boat all night long. Wow I must be good at darts because I hit a bullseye with you Damn Girl, your about to make the rocket in my pants blast off! Have you ever slid down a rail, She says "no" would you like to slide down mine. Girl, your so hot, I need oven mitts! Hi, my name is Doug. Backwards, it's god with a little bit of U wrapped around it. We're both fine specimans lets say we go make some more Could you step away from the bar? your making all the ice melt do you have an extendo ladder? because the first wall you put between us was to high for my regular ladder. Hey Baby. My underwear is completly stretched out. You know what that means. Drop a packet of sugar on the floor next to the girl you are after. Pick it up and say "I'm sorry, but I think you dropped your nametag!" Wanna try and Australian kiss? (what's that?) It's like a French kiss...only down under! Hey you free for dinner, because I have a private chef who makes a mean breakfast in bed.....You see where I'm going with this? (Works better if you actually do have a private chef) Are you a drummer, because you seem to know the beat of my heart. Hey, you owe me a drink. I dropped mine when you walked past. Are you a boxer?? (No) Well how about you get on your knees and give me two blows to the head? Did you ever realize screw rhymes with me and you? Are you an alien cause you have just abducted my heart I'd buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the straw Did you wash your clothes in windex? Cause i can see myself in your pants Excuse me, do you have a quarter? (No,why?) Well cause I told my girlfriend I'd call her when I found someone better Lets play circus, first sit on my face i'll guess ur weight and i'll eat the difference Do you have a cellphone in your back pocket(why?) Cause yo booty been callin me alllll dayyyy throw a packet of sugar and say..... excuse me miss you dropped your nametag Excuse me I think you droped something (when she asks what?) "My Jaw" Since beauty is only skin deep, your body has no insides... They say apples don't fall far from the tree, so that must mean your mom's hot too Girl do you have a fever cause you sure look hot ! I think I saw a picture of you once, I saw it in the dictionary, it was right next to the word "KABLAAM" Do you like punani .. because I would like 2 eat sum! Hey, I just got my room soundproofed. Would you like to go test it out? Are you a lightswitch? Why? Cause you really turn me on I like my coffee just like I like my women with (extra sugar, black, etc) You wanna play pool I'll shoot my balls in your holes Hey baby, is your name Daisy? Becuase i have the urge to plant you right here. It may be a needle, but it works like a sewing machine Are you a speeding ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? Is that shirt (those pants) mad of camel skin?(no, why?) cuz i noticed the humps Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularily nice weather." Is there a magnet in here cuz baby I'm attracted to You. I saw you from across the room, and I fainted, and hit my head. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance reasons Hey do you want to play Pearl Harbor. if yea. it is where I sit back and you blow the hell out of me Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours You know what would look good on you.....me Were you standing by the fire? (why) cause your hair is on fire You so fine I'd bite yo toe nails and drink yo bath water. Do you like milk? Cause you have it around your lips (two girls are talking to each other) interupt them saying "hello ladies i don't mean to come between you... or do I? are your parents terrorists? Cause you're the bomb Hey do you have an extinguisher cause your on FIRE! Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you. Are you a high jumper because u make my bar go up. Are you going to the BBQ (What BBQ?) My meat in your grill Wanna make like scarface and say hello to my little friend The only vowels I need are U and I Do you need a napkin? because you look DIRTY!!! are you a pirate? {she replies no why?} cause i am diggin your booty.. (or chest)... Baby, you give the sun a reason to SHINE. Do you have 10 cents cause from here you look like a dime You have monkey wrench eyes, everytime I look into them my nuts tighten "If I was naked, holding some pie and ice cream, would that still be dessert? or would I?" I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night? Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you. Will you let me be the sun and warm that cold shoulder your giving me. YOU HAVE SOMETHING ON YOUR ASS [WHAT?] MY EYES. Are you GREEK [IF NO] Are you SURE CAUSE you LOOK LIKE A GODDESS TO ME Do you know where the nearest insane assylum is? Because baby, without you I'm going crazy. I will be a Dixie Chick and you be my cowboy... now take me away! Girl do you take karate because your body is kicking. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! Hey babe, can I have your number? I think it'll look better in my pocket than in your head. "That shirt is becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too." Is your last name pepper cause your SMOKIN! hey baby wanna see the pot of gold at the end of my rainbow Can I use your phone to call God & I need to tell him 1 of his angels are missing You have something on your ass..what?...my eyes. Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated. Man.... Christmas must have come early this year because you where first on my Christmas list. (boy)wanna play titanic:(girl)yeah:(boy) when i say iceberg you go down Are you THE MATRIX, casue I'M THE ONE. If Beauty was a crime, you'd get the death penalty. If i filp a coin what are my chances of getting head? Hey you know what(what) you remind me of homework (why) because your always ready to be done Do you have a paper towel cuz I get dirty lookin at you! If you were my deck I would take out the nails and screw you. Before you put that outfit on they were just clothes, But with you in it.. it is a fashion statment. Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body? Save a horse, ride a cowboy. You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.<div>
<br /></div>Mark Jacobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13923207842650580951noreply@blogger.com0Valenzuela, Metro Manila, Philippines14.7010556 120.9830225-13.609178236178845 85.8267725 43.011289436178842 156.1392725tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380997721052205477.post-32153258775919959002019-12-21T06:34:00.002-08:002022-03-03T04:54:07.595-08:00new boy pickupMag impake kana punta tayo sa home for the aged kasi…<br />
I wanna grow old with you…<br />
Ang buhay ko parang nakasakay sa seesaw…<br />
Kasi pag wala ka, Down ako! ..<br />
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Naka lunok ka ba ng kwitis?<br />
Pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark…<br />
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Kung bola ka, at ako ang player.. Maso-shoot ba kita? …<br />
Hindi. Kasi lagi kitang ma-mi-miss! …<br />
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Either magmurahan tayo o magmahalan tayo. So ano?” ...<br />
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Mag impake kana punta tayo sa home for the aged kasi…<br />
I wanna grow old with you…<br />
Ang buhay ko parang nakasakay sa seesaw…<br />
Kasi pag wala ka, Down ako! ..<br />
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Naka lunok ka ba ng kwitis?<br />
Pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark…<br />
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Kung bola ka, at ako ang player.. Maso-shoot ba kita? …<br />
Hindi. Kasi lagi kitang ma-mi-miss! …<br />
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Dalawa lang ang pwedeng mangyari...<br />
Either magmurahan tayo o magmahalan tayo. So ano?” ...<br />
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Handa akong takbuhin ang mundo…<br />
Basta ang finish line sa puso mo…<br />
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Hindi ko alam ang katapusan ng universe,<br />
Pero alam ko, ang simula, U N I.<br />
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Kung ibibigay ko ba sa yo ang manibela ng puso ko,<br />
ibabangga mo sa pader ng kabiguan?<br />
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Wala akong bisyo…<br />
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na adik ako sayo…<br />
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Bagay sa yo maging Amo …..<br />
Inalila mo kasi ang puso ko…<br />
Sana posporo ka… at posporo din ako….<br />
Para match tayo!!!<br />
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Girl: Bakit?<br />
Boy: Nag-uumapaw kasi kagandahan mo eh<br />
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Boy: Mrs. Pwede ko po ba ligawan anak nyo?<br />
Mrs: di pwede nag aaral pa sya..<br />
Boy:ahh.. Ok poh, mamaya na lng uwian…<br />
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Girl: Bakit?<br />
Boy: Nag-uumapaw kasi kagandahan mo eh<br />
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Boy: Mrs. Pwede ko po ba ligawan anak nyo?<br />
Mrs: di pwede nag aaral pa sya..<br />
Boy:ahh.. Ok poh, mamaya na lng uwian…<br />
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Boy: Gusto ko maging basurero<br />
Girl: Bakit naman?<br />
Boy: Para ako ang pupulot sa'yo, pag binasura ka ng taong mahal mo<br />
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Boy: KAPUSO KA BA?<br />
Girl: Bakit naman?<br />
Boy: Pinapatanong kasi ni Mama kung kelan ka pwedeng maging KAPAMILYA<br />
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Boy: Did you know there's only 21 letters in the alphabet?<br />
Girl: No there's theres 26<br />
Boy: Your right I forgot about U R A Q T (you are cute)<br />
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Boy: Naniniwala na ako sa himala ngayon?<br />
Girl: Bakit naman?<br />
Boy: Kasi nasayo na puso ko buhay pa rin ako..<br />
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Boy: Saya naman ng araw ko!<br />
Girl: Bakit naman?<br />
Boy: Dahil kasama kita..<br />
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Boy: May butas ba puso mo?<br />
Girl: Bakit?<br />
Boy: Na-trap kasi ko sa loob, I can’t find my way out<br />
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Boy: Ikaw b ang Kadiliman?<br />
Girl: Bakit?<br />
Boy: Wala na kasi kong makitang iba kapag andyan ka.<br />
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Boy: Miss Pulitiko ka ba?<br />
Girl: Hindi, bakit?<br />
Boy: Boto kasi parents ko sayo eh!<br />
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Boy: Para kang Oatmeal,<br />
Girl: Bakit?<br />
Boy: Because you’re good to my heart ..<br />
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Boy: Hindi na ako naniniwala sa malas.<br />
Girl: Bakit?<br />
Boy: Kasi makita lang kita swerte na ako.<br />
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Boy: Maglaro tayu.. wag lang taguan..<br />
Girl: Bakit naman<br />
Boy: kasi a girl like you is impossible to find..<br />
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Boy: Hey miss, ngayon ko lang napagtanto...<br />
Girl: Na ano?<br />
Boy: kamukha ka pala ng next girlfriend ko.<br />
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Boy: You're like a dandruff<br />
Girl: Why?<br />
Boy: Because you can't get out of my head.<br />
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Boy: Pag nagising ka na puro pula na ang paligid mo, wag kang matakot<br />
Girl: Ha! bakit naman?<br />
Boy: Wala ka sa impyerno. nandito ka sa puso ko.<br />
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Boy: Moong minahal kita, talo mo pa ang traffic sa EDSA.<br />
Girl: Bakit?<br />
Boy: I CANT MOVE ON!<br />
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Boy: Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton?<br />
Girl: UU naman, bakit?<br />
Boy: Kasi pag kasama kita, feeling ko, “LUCKY ME.”Mark Jacobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13923207842650580951noreply@blogger.com0Valenzuela, Metro Manila, Philippines14.7010556 120.9830225-13.609178236178845 85.8267725 43.011289436178842 156.1392725tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380997721052205477.post-86754338194317359822019-12-19T04:51:00.002-08:002022-03-03T04:57:04.368-08:00taglish pickuplinesNaniniwala ka ba sa pag ibig sa unang tingin? O gusto mong daanan uli ako?<br />
(Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?)<br />
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Pwede ba kitang abutin? kasi ikaw ang Pangarap ko eh.<br />
(Can I reach you? Because you are my goal.)<br />
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Paumanhin, nawala ko ang numero ko. Puede bang mahiram yung sayo?<br />
(Excuse me, I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?)<br />
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Ibon ka ba? Lumilipad ka kasi sa utak ko.<br />
(Are you a bird? Because you’ve been flying around in my head.)<br />
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Computer ka ba? Sarap mo kasing iturn-on.<br />
(Are you a computer? Because it feels good to turn you on.)<br />
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Lason ka ba? kasi nakahanda akong mamatay matikman ka lang.<br />
(Are you poison? Because I am ready to die just to have a taste of you.)<br />
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Tambutso ka ba? Umuusok kasi kagandahan at kaseksihan mo.<br />
(Are you a tail pipe? Because you are smoking hot.)<br />
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Ihi ka ba? kasi kinikilig ako pag paparating ka na.<br />
(Are you urine? Because I get shaky when you are about to come near.)<br />
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Magnanakaw ako. Nanakawin ko ang puso mo.<br />
(I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.)<br />
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Glue ka ba? Kasi nakadikit ka sa isipan ko.<br />
(Are you glue? Because you’re stuck in my mind.)<div><br /></div><div><div><ol style="text-align: left;"><li>Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?</li><li>There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.</li><li>If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.</li><li>Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?</li><li>I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.</li><li>Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!</li><li>If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.</li><li>Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.</li><li>I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.</li><li>I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.</li><li>Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?</li><li>I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.</li><li>Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.</li><li>Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!</li><li>If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.</li><li>Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?</li><li>I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?</li><li>Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.</li><li>Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.</li><li>It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.</li><li>I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.</li><li>I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.</li><li>Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.</li><li>Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.</li><li>Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!</li><li>Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because</li></ol></div></div>Mark Jacobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13923207842650580951noreply@blogger.com0Valenzuela, Metro Manila, Philippines14.7010556 120.9830225-13.609178236178845 85.8267725 43.011289436178842 156.1392725tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380997721052205477.post-44001416455198628972019-12-19T04:50:00.002-08:002022-03-03T04:57:44.536-08:00tagalog english pickup linesAnong panulat ang gamit mo? di kasi kita mabura sa isip ko eh.<br />
(What pen did you use? Because I can’t erase you from my mind.)<br />
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Bomba ka ba? Sumasabog kasi kagandahan mo.<br />
(Are you a bomb? Because you are an explosion of beauty.)<br />
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Pizza ka ba? Crust kasi kita eh.<br />
(Are you pizza? Because I have a ‘crust’ on you.)<br />
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Ngayon ka lang ba inaresto? Ilegal kasi maging kasing ganda mo.<br />
(Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.)<br />
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Mainit ba dito o ikaw ba yun?<br />
(Is it hot in here or is it just you?)<br />
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Mayroon ka bang mapa? Nawawala kasi ako sa mga mata mo.<br />
(Do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes.)<br />
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Sumbong kita sa pulis. Ninakaw mo kasi puso ko.<br />
(I will tell the police on you, because you stole my heart.)<br />
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Pagod ka siguro? Kasi buong araw, tumatakbo ka sa isip ko.<br />
(You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day.)<br />
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Hotwater ka ba? Napapaso kasi ako sa pagmamahal mo.<br />
(Are you hot water? Your love is so warm, it burns.)<br />
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Crayola ka ba? Kasi nagbibigay ka ng kulay sa buhay ko.<br />
(Are you a Crayola? Because you give color to my life.)<br />
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Tao ka ba? Naninigurado lang.<br />
(Are you human? Just making sure.)<br />
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Kumain ka ba ng asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo.<br />
(Did you eat sugar? Because you have a sweet smile.)<br />
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Anong pakiramdam ba ang maging pinaka magandang babae dito?<br />
(How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in the room?)Mark Jacobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13923207842650580951noreply@blogger.com0Valenzuela, Metro Manila, Philippines14.7010556 120.9830225-13.609178236178845 85.8267725 43.011289436178842 156.1392725tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380997721052205477.post-20875976794999742092019-12-17T23:14:00.001-08:002022-03-03T04:58:21.921-08:00Cheesy Pick up Lines<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: Miss, kailangan mo ba ng balde?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Girl: Bakit?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: Nag-uumapaw kasi kagandahan mo eh</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: Mrs. Pwede ko po ba ligawan anak nyo?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Mrs: di pwede nag aaral pa sya..</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy:ahh.. Ok poh, mamaya na lng uwian…</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">******** *</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: Gusto ko maging basurero</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Girl: Bakit naman?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: Para ako ang pupulot sa'yo, pag binasura ka ng taong mahal mo</span><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: KAPUSO KA BA?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Girl: Bakit naman?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: Pinapatanong kasi ni Mama kung kelan ka pwedeng maging KAPAMILYA</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">******** *</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: Did you know there's only 21 letters in the alphabet?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Girl: No there's theres 26</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: Your right I forgot about U R A Q T (you are cute)</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">******** *</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: Naniniwala na ako sa himala ngayon?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Girl: Bakit naman?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: Kasi nasayo na puso ko buhay pa rin ako..</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">******** *</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: Saya naman ng araw ko!</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Girl: Bakit naman?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: Dahil kasama kita..</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">******** *</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: May butas ba puso mo? </span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Girl: Bakit?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: Na-trap kasi ko sa loob, I can’t find my way out</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">******** *</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: Ikaw b ang Kadiliman?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Girl: Bakit?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: Wala na kasi kong makitang iba kapag andyan ka.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">******** *</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: Miss Pulitiko ka ba?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Girl: Hindi, bakit?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: Boto kasi parents ko sayo eh!</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">******** *</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: Para kang Oatmeal,</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Girl: Bakit?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: Because you’re good to my heart ..</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: Hindi na ako naniniwala sa malas.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Girl: Bakit?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: Kasi makita lang kita swerte na ako.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: Maglaro tayu.. wag lang taguan..</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Girl: Bakit naman</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: kasi a girl like you is impossible to find..</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">******** *</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: Hey miss, ngayon ko lang napagtanto...</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Girl: Na ano?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: kamukha ka pala ng next girlfriend ko.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">******** *</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: You're like a dandruff</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Girl: Why?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: Because you can't get out of my head.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">******** *</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: Pag nagising ka na puro pula na ang paligid mo, wag kang matakot</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Girl: Ha! bakit naman?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: Wala ka sa impyerno. nandito ka sa puso ko.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: Moong minahal kita, talo mo pa ang traffic sa EDSA.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Girl: Bakit?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: I CANT MOVE ON!</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Girl: UU naman, bakit?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "roboto"; font-size: 19px;">Boy: Kasi pag kasama kita, feeling ko, “LUCKY ME.”</span>Mark Jacobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13923207842650580951noreply@blogger.com0Valenzuela, Metro Manila, Philippines14.7010556 120.9830225-13.609178236178845 85.8267725 43.011289436178842 156.1392725tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380997721052205477.post-81706735072098929002019-12-16T05:34:00.003-08:002022-03-03T04:58:53.811-08:00boy pickup1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..<br />
*** paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..<br />
2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??<br />
*** ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..<br />
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3. Uy papicture tayo!!<br />
*** para ma-develop tayo!!<br />
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4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita??<br />
*** hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..<br />
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5. Can i take your picture??<br />
*** coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!!<br />
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6. Exam ka ba??<br />
*** gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!<br />
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7. Lecture mo ba ako??<br />
*** lab kasi kita..<br />
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8. Centrum ka ba??<br />
*** kasi you make my life complete!!<br />
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9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??<br />
*** para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..<br />
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10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??<br />
*** ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..<br />
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11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??<br />
*** kasi type kita..<br />
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12. I hate to say this but… You are like my underwear..<br />
*** coz i can’t last a day without you!!<br />
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13. Ibibili kita ng salbabida..<br />
*** kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..<br />
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14. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??<br />
*** single kasi ako eh..<br />
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15.Me lisensya ka ba??<br />
*** coz you’re driving me crazy eh..<br />
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16. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??<br />
*** may sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko..<br />
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17. Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh..<br />
*** coz all i ever think of is you..<br />
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18. I’m a bee..<br />
*** can you be my honey??<br />
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19. Nakakatakot diba ang multo??<br />
*** pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko..<br />
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20. Am i a bad shooter??<br />
*** coz i keep on missing you..<br />
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22. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??<br />
*** Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??<br />
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23. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??<br />
*** kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..<br />
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24. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??<br />
*** because you give meaning to my life..<br />
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25. Bangin ka ba??<br />
*** nahuhulog kasi ako sa’yo..<br />
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26. Pustiso ka ba??<br />
*** kasi, can’t smile without you..<br />
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27. Pagod na pagod ka na noh??<br />
*** maghapon kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..<br />
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28. Me butas ba puso mo??<br />
*** kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!!<br />
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29. Anung height mo??<br />
*** ha?? pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko..<br />
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30. Hey, did you fart??<br />
*** coz you blew me away!!<br />
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31. Sana “T” na lang ako..<br />
*** para i’m always right next to “U”<br />
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32. Are you Jamaican??<br />
*** kasi Ja-maican me crazy!!<br />
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33. Nde tayo tao.. Nde tayo hayop.<br />
***BAGAY tayo. BAGAY tlga tayo.<br />
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34. Ako ay isang exam..<br />
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***kaya sagutin mo na ako…<br />
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35. Favorite Subject mo ba geometry<br />
***kasi kahit saang angle ka tignan ang ganda mo eh! Which one is your favorite?<br />
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napanaginipan kita kagabi, pero nagising ako na unan ko lang ang yakap ko. pero alam mo kung ano gusto kong mangyari? yung mapanaginipan ko yung unan ko tapos magising ako na ikaw ang yakap ko!<br />
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Kung ako’y pamasahe, ikaw naman ay gasolina…<br />
Alam mo kung bakit?<br />
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Hope you also like this list of sweet pick up lines tagalog…Mark Jacobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13923207842650580951noreply@blogger.com0Valenzuela, Metro Manila, Philippines14.7010556 120.9830225-13.609178236178845 85.8267725 43.011289436178842 156.1392725tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380997721052205477.post-52071688064858780982019-12-15T06:04:00.001-08:002022-03-03T04:59:35.856-08:00new<div><ol style="text-align: left;"><li>
Kili kili ka ba? kinikilig kasi ako sayo eh.</li><li><br /></li><li>
alam mo ba na dati ang puso ko ay MURA lang? Pero nung nakilala kita ito ay NAGMAHAL na.</li><li><br /></li><li>
totoo bang habang may buhay may pag-asa. eh paano kung ikaw ang buhay ko? may pag-asa ba ko sayo?</li><li><br /></li><li>
Akala ko ba bakasyon na? Eh bakitt lagi ka parin PUMAPASOK sa isip ko? </li><li><br /></li><li>
Ang lampa mo naman! Tatawid ka na nga lang sa isip ko, nahulog ka pa sa puso ko.</li><li><br /></li><li>
Si Mr. BEAN ka ba ? Kasi BEANihag mo ang puso ko eh.</li><li><br /></li><li>
Thesis ka ba? kasi handa kitang i-DEFEND sa lahat.</li><li><br /></li><li>
Para kang YOSI? kasi ang hirap mong alisin sa buhay ko eh.</li><li><br /></li><li>
Hanggang KINSENAS na lang kita mamahalin para wala nang KATAPUSAN.</li><li><br /></li><li>
Pimple ka ba? kasi pag pinipilit kitang alisin nasasaktan ako.</li><li><br /></li><li>
Sana antok na lang ako, para gabi gabi pede kitang Dalawin.</li><li><br /></li><li>Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?</li><li>Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?</li><li>Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.</li><li>Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?</li><li>There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.</li><li>If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.</li><li>Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?</li><li>I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.</li><li>Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!</li><li>If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.</li><li>Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.</li><li>I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.</li><li>I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.</li><li>Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?</li><li>I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.</li><li>Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.</li><li>Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!</li><li>If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.</li><li>Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?</li><li>I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?</li><li>Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.</li><li>Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.</li><li>It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.</li><li>I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.</li><li>I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.</li><li>Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.</li><li>Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.</li><li>Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!</li><li>Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.</li><li>Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.</li><li>Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.</li><li>Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.</li><li>My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.</li><li>Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.</li><li>We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.</li><li>You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.</li><li>Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.</li><li>Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.</li><li>Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!</li><li>Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.</li><li>Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?</li><li>Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away!</li><li>You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.</li></ol></div>
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Mark Jacobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13923207842650580951noreply@blogger.com0Valenzuela, Metro Manila, Philippines14.7010556 120.9830225-13.609178236178845 85.8267725 43.011289436178842 156.1392725