Pickup Lines The Best

 1. Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

2.  Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!

3. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet butt.

4. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

5. Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

6. Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.

7. I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

8. If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.

9. Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

10. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

11. Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

12. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

13. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

14. Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

15. Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.

16. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

17. Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

18. I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.

19. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

20. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

21. Are you mexican? Because you’re my juan and only!

22. Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious!

23. Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.

24. I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

25. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

26. Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!

27. I’m not staring at your b00bs. I’m staring at your heart.

28. Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

29. I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.

30. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

31. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.

32. I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

33. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

34. There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!

35. Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

36. Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.

37. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

38. You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

39. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

40. Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.

41. If you were a flower you’d be a damnnn-delion

42. If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.

43. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

44. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

45. I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine seems to have been stolen

46. Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.

47. I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

48. Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.

49. If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!

50. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

Bisaya Pickup Lines cheesy and yummy

 Boy: Kahibaw ba ka nga mura gyud kag paliya ay!

Girl: ha? kay nganu man kuno?

Boy: bisan unsa pa ka pait sa akong nasinati diha kanimo, ikaw gihapon ang sustansya nga gipangeta aning akong dughan...

boy: miga unsa diay imo name?girl: ako name kay leah mae

boy: pila na imong edad?

girl: 23 na intawon ngano mn?

boy: aw pwedi na kaayo hehehe

girl: huh? unsay pwedi ba?

boy: pwedi gyud... pwedi na ta magminyo ba hahaha

girl: migo unsa imong name

boy: Estor miga

girl: taga-diin ka migo?

boy: Nganong nangutana pa man ka nga taga diin ko??

girl: huh?? nangutana lang ngano diay?

boy: dili na man ka angay mangutana kung taga-diin ko kay nagpuyo man ko sa imong heart.

Boy: Pwede uyab nata?

Girl: Dili!

Boy: Kadungog ka sa ako gi-sulti?

Girl: Oo.Boy: Unsa man daw beh?

Girl: Pwede uyab na ta?

Boy: Pwede kaayo!  

Boy: miss maayu kag algebra sa?

Girl: huh? uu.. ngano man?

Boy: can u substitute my x?

Boy: Uy, Babe! Ingon sa doktor, grabe na jud daw ang akong sakit sa kasing-kasing...

Girl: Ha? Unsa man ang gi-ingon sa Doktor?

Boy: Duha ra daw akong pilion.....

it's either ICU or you see me

Boy: Mo Shift nalang kog Civil Engineering oi

Girl: Huh? ngano man? pagsure dha ba!

Boy: Lagi.. Kay magbuhat ko ug taytayan padulong sa imong kasing-kasing..

girl: unsa imong gusto nga course inig college nmo?    

 boy: scientist..

girl: nganu gud kalisod ana?

boy: para ikaw akong LAB.

 Boy: miss,naa ky gidala nga keyboard dha??

Girl: wala raba,ngano mn??

Boy: type mn gd tika.......

boy: "miss, totoy ko"

girl: "unsa? bastos! *SLAPS BOY*"

boy: "hmmph, totoy akong pangan ba!"      

guy: day, tudloi gud ko ug pag translate

girl: cge, go

guy: unsay iningles sa gugma

girl: love

guy: sa ghigugma tika

girl: i love you

guy: i love you too.

boy: sakit miga?

girl: huh? unsa?

boy: sakit ba ang pagka hagbong nimo gikan sa langit?

boy: drummer ka miss?

girl: dli ui...y man?

boy: you make my heart beat man gud...

boy: pila ang height nimo miga?

girl: 5'6 rah oi..

boy: dako d.i ka, gi-unxa kha nmo pag sulod sa akong kasing-kasing.

boy: miss! taxi driver ka?girl: unsa? ug ngano nka ingon man ka ana?boy: nagkalayo atong byahe nagka - mahal kita

Boy: dili lang naku e-post sa FB nga love tika ha?

Girl: ha? ngano man? dili ka ganahan maka hibaw ang kalibutan nga love ko nimu?

Boy: huh? Ikaw raman akong kalibutan...

boy: kabalo ba ka, mura ka ug password?

girl: Ngano mn?

boy: dili tika pwede malimtan..

girl: boy: pro pwede tika ilisdan..

50 Dirty Pick Up Lines

 Best Pick Up Lines

It is hard to choose what would be classed as the best pick up lines. On a given day, it could be any given one. And yet, it is best to be spoiled for choice as what may work on one, may not do the same on another.  

1. Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

2.  Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!

3. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet butt.

4. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

5. Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

6. Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.

7. I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

8. If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.

9. Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

10. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

11. Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

12. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

13. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

14. Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

15. Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.

16. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

17. Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

18. I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.

19. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

20. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

21. Are you mexican? Because you’re my juan and only!

22. Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious!

23. Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.

24. I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

25. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

26. Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!

27. I’m not staring at your b00bs. I’m staring at your heart.

28. Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

29. I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.

30. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

31. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.

32. I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

33. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

34. There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!

35. Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

36. Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.

37. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

38. You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

39. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

40. Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.

41. If you were a flower you’d be a damnnn-delion

42. If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.

43. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

44. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

45. I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine seems to have been stolen

46. Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.

47. I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

48. Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.

49. If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!

50. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

 

So there you have it! If you are feeling lucky enough, why not take a plunge and give it a go. Let us know what you think, and as always, please share any success stories. 

50 of the Worst Pick Up Lines

 Smooth Pick Up Lines

Being confident is more important than ever. And having a smooth pick up line to go with that also helps. The tone of voice, coupled with the look of confidence, could be all that it takes. 

1. Girl are those space pants? Because your butt is out of this world!

2. I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

3. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

4. Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

5. Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back!

6. If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute cumber.

7. Is summer over? Because I’m about to “fall” for you!

8. There’s a massive clothes sale in my bedroom – everything is 100% off

9. I lost my number…can I have yours?

10. Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.

11. I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.

12. Is your name google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.

13. Are you an onion cos I want to remove your layers.

14. Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.

15. I’m glad I brought my library card because I’m checking you out.

16. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

17. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material?

18. Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.

19. Are those mirrors in your pants? Because I can see myself in them!

20. I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine was just stolen.

21. Are those space pants? Because your butt looks out of this world.

22. Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da-balm.

23. Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes.

24. Do you have a bandaid? Cause I hurt my knee falling for you!

25. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

26. Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless.

27. We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.

28. This may be cheesy, but I think you’re grate.

29. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.

30. I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.

31. If you were a booger I’d pick you first 

32. Did you sit in sugar? Because you have a sweet ass.

33. We’re you born a mermaid, because you were a mermaid for me.

34. Your hand looks heavy; can I hold it for you?

35. Is your name honey? Cuz I’d love to drizzle you on my bland day.

36. Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

37. I’m finding it really hard to breathe. U just keep on taking my breath away.

38. Have you got the time… I’ve got the time if you’ve got the place!

39. Are you glitter because you add sparkle to my life?

40. Are you sitting on the F5 key? ‘Cause your ass is refreshing!

41. Let’s commit the perfect crime- I’ll steal your heart, you steal mine.

42. Do you wanna grab a coffee because I like you a latte?

43. Hello! I guess you are looking for Mr. Right. Well, that’s me!

44. My mom said she found a beautiful and intelligent girl for me. Is that you?

45. How does it feel to be so gorgeous?

46. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?

47. If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

48.  Do you know what’s on today’s menu? It’s Me ‘n’ U.

49. Are you a doctor? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.

50. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.

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 50 Funny Pick Up Lines

Laughter is an integral part of life, and when it comes to pick up lines, this is no exception. Making someone smile can break down all sorts of barriers and give you a fighting chance at walking away with the prize. 

1. Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.

2. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

3. I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

4. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.

5. Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.

6. Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get!

7. You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

8. You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.

9. Knock-knock. (Who’s there?) When where? (When where who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you.

10. Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.

11. Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!

12. If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!

13. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

14. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

15. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

16. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!

17. Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!

18. I was wondering if you had an extra heart…because mine was just stolen.

19. Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!

20. I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

21. If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!

22. Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you’re the best a man can get!

23. Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea.

24. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.

25. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

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26. Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?

27. Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!

28. I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!

29. Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a-cutie!

30. You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business!

31. I’m good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.

32. I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

33. If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d give you a 9, because I’m the 1 you’re missing.

34. You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.

35. You must be a bank loan, cause you’ve got my interest.

36. I’ve got 1-ply, I’ve got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.

37. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

38. If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!

39. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

40. Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.

41. There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.

42. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I See.

43. You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.

44. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?

45. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

46. Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.

47. You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!

48. I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card. ‘Cause I am totally checking you out!

49. If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!

50. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.