taglish pickuplines

Naniniwala ka ba sa pag ibig sa unang tingin? O gusto mong daanan uli ako?
(Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?)

Pwede ba kitang abutin? kasi ikaw ang Pangarap ko eh.
(Can I reach you? Because you are my goal.)

Paumanhin, nawala ko ang numero ko. Puede bang mahiram yung sayo?
(Excuse me, I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?)

Ibon ka ba? Lumilipad ka kasi sa utak ko.
(Are you a bird? Because you’ve been flying around in my head.)

Computer ka ba? Sarap mo kasing iturn-on.
(Are you a computer? Because it feels good to turn you on.)

Lason ka ba? kasi nakahanda akong mamatay matikman ka lang.
(Are you poison? Because I am ready to die just to have a taste of you.)

Tambutso ka ba? Umuusok kasi kagandahan at kaseksihan mo.
(Are you a tail pipe? Because you are smoking hot.)

Ihi ka ba? kasi kinikilig ako pag paparating ka na.
(Are you urine? Because I get shaky when you are about to come near.)

Magnanakaw ako. Nanakawin ko ang puso mo.
(I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.)

Glue ka ba? Kasi nakadikit ka sa isipan ko.
(Are you glue? Because you’re stuck in my mind.)

1. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
2. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
3. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
4. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
5. I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
6. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
7. If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.
8. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
9. I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
10. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
11. Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
12. I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
13. Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
14. Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
15. If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
16. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
17. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
18. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
19. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
20. It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
21. I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
22. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.
23. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
24. Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
25. Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!
26. Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because