pickup lines

Naniniwala ka ba sa pag ibig sa unang tingin? O gusto mong daanan uli ako?
(Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?)

Pwede ba kitang abutin? kasi ikaw ang Pangarap ko eh.
(Can I reach you? Because you are my goal.)

Paumanhin, nawala ko ang numero ko. Puede bang mahiram yung sayo?
(Excuse me, I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?)

Ibon ka ba? Lumilipad ka kasi sa utak ko.
(Are you a bird? Because you’ve been flying around in my head.)

Computer ka ba? Sarap mo kasing iturn-on.
(Are you a computer? Because it feels good to turn you on.)

Lason ka ba? kasi nakahanda akong mamatay matikman ka lang.
(Are you poison? Because I am ready to die just to have a taste of you.)

Tambutso ka ba? Umuusok kasi kagandahan at kaseksihan mo.
(Are you a tail pipe? Because you are smoking hot.)

Ihi ka ba? kasi kinikilig ako pag paparating ka na.
(Are you urine? Because I get shaky when you are about to come near.)

Magnanakaw ako. Nanakawin ko ang puso mo.
(I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.)

Glue ka ba? Kasi nakadikit ka sa isipan ko.
(Are you glue? Because you’re stuck in my mind.)